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Original chants - how many do we have?



Lindfield by the Pond

Well-known member
Jan 10, 2009
1,887
Lindfield (near the pond)
Obviously not current, but Who's that man from Argentina?
 






clarkey

Well-known member
Jan 3, 2006
3,498
Not sure where that originated, but Man City sing a version of that now.

Who needs GOLD (gold)
We've got two Silva's you know
David and Ber-rr-nando
We're indestructable
We've got Aguero

My guess is that it's probably sung by a few fans across the country. Won't have the same meaning as Goldson though, if ever there was a more fitting song.

I know Cheltenham used to sing it when Bobby Gould was their manager back in 2003, so it's got a fair bit of heritage
 




clarkey

Well-known member
Jan 3, 2006
3,498
He's Australian
He's a small Australian
He's Australian and he is small

Englishman in New York adapted for Matt Ryan


Right, I need a life.

As much as I love your suggestions, have to pull you up on this one. Man United sing 'Mkhitaryan, henrikh Mkhitaryan, he's our midfield Armenian' which you have to give them some credit for really.
 








Mike Small

Well-known member
Dec 26, 2008
2,685
As much as I love your suggestions, have to pull you up on this one. Man United sing 'Mkhitaryan, henrikh Mkhitaryan, he's our midfield Armenian' which you have to give them some credit for really.

Still very funny though.
 








timbha

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
9,884
Sussex
haven't checked but what about:

Adam El Abd song (Muppet tune)

He shot he scored, etc

You've sold the ground, and now we're going down, Sack the Board
or
We're staying up, but still you F***** it up, Sack the Board

cup final song - the scots B****** was pissed and he shot and he missed
 




mr sheen

Well-known member
Jan 17, 2008
1,552
But that was penned for someone else (Pinamonte??)

What about the jungle book one for the German mush??
I think we borrowed it from Celtic - when the ball hits the net and it's not Jorge cadete, it's dI canio
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
We've sung this a few times on away days. Never really caught on but it is an original (to the tune of Raining Men)

Israeli Men!
Hallelujah Israeli Men.

I'm also the author of the Groupon chant. Is it original if the words are new but the tune is borrowed?
 


Farehamseagull

Solly March Fan Club
Nov 22, 2007
13,953
Sarisbury Green, Southampton
The Chris Mcphee/Christmas Tree one? Can't imagine many clubs have been able to recreate that one!

And this one my 3 year old invented, to the tune of 'Solid as a rock':

And now it's Solly, Solid Solly March' [emoji23]
 




Comrade Sam

Comrade Sam
Jan 31, 2013
1,574
Walthamstow
Junior McDougal
Junior McDougal
Junior etc
To the tune of Magic roundabout

We've got giant Wood
You've got tiny Cox

Sunshine on a Wayney Gray
Makes my soul slip, slip away.

Wood Wood Wood Wood Woody
Score a little goal for me
Wood Wood Wood Wood woody
I want one for my tea
Oh he hadn't scored a goal since Southend
Then he got one at City
So
Wood Wood Wood etc

Beanie run the Millwall
Beanie run the Millwall
La la la la
La etc.

Posh Spice blah blah

Some of these must be original?
 


The Birdman

New member
Nov 30, 2008
6,313
Haywards Heath
He drinks whiskey
We all Live in a Wardy wonderland
Tip toe through the North stand
Down the Newtown road go wondering.
Brighton boys kill your girls and rape your boys (whoops not to pc)
Have you seen the muppet show it on at selhurst park you know.
As she Wheeled her wheel barrow through streets broad and narrow
 












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