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So a section of your fans chant homophobic abuse. Ok.
Oh I see, it's Brighton's fault your fans were breaking the law. Ok
Oo how beastly of them.
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" Your support is ****ing *hit " song...
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Albion Dan
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" Your support is ****ing *hit " song...
Team x is a s**thole I wanna go home is the worst chant invented in the history of mankind. Beyond mundane.
Team x is a s**thole I wanna go home is the worst chant invented in the history of mankind. Beyond mundane.
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Could never quite work it out if it was tongue in cheek at The Ashes in Australia, personally I chose to stay there, with their sandy beaches, sunshine and dumb blonde birds than return to Worthing.....
No, that would be "small town in Nottingham "
darkwolf666
Well-known member
Return of the Rev
Well-known member
Loved it when Stoke were playing abroad and Thier fans were singing Stokes a sh**hole I don't want to go home. Class.
Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews
Remainer
I might have missed something here but this is what I heard as opposed to "Brisbane's a shit ole..." sounded a lot better!
We came over from old Blighty
The Barmy Army and me
Around Brisbane town
we did roam
6 quid for a pint, a grand for a flight
With Strauss our captain, we’ll take the urn home
So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home
Ricky Ponting’s a broken man
Without Warne he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He’s losing his hair
But we don’t care
‘Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home
So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home
Graeme Swann is a caring guy
Rescues cats in his spare time
Now he’s gonna tear the Aussies apart
They can’t read his spin
And so England will win
‘Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home
So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home
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pastafarian
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The benefits chant song really doesnt work unless you are in Liverpool (insulting) or Selhurst (insulting,funny and probably true if you include housing benefit and caravans)
On a lighter note .. i loved the police response to the Arsenal fans who tweeted that there had been a robbery at the Brittania Stadium . Police reply was "sorry we took so long to respond but we were dealing with a missing persons report for a person by the name of Ozil !!
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
"You'll never make Hove station". Don't understand why we don't sing that anymore.
Guy behind me Saturday started singing Nottingham Nottingham Nottingham but stopped as a bemused 2999 others wondered why.
Guy behind me Saturday started singing Nottingham Nottingham Nottingham but stopped as a bemused 2999 others wondered why.
sorry mate, you are actually spot on there, and brings a shiver down my spine to read it! Guess I'm thinking more of some of young'uns in the 'barmy army' pubs in the evenings