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Should the club shop have told me I was buying the ladies woman's shorts ?



hopkins

Banned
Nov 6, 2003
1,189
Brighton
I purchased the light blue shorts yesterday and had my usual Tuesday 5 aside game and much to the amusement of everybody there was informed I was wearing the woman's kit ! Are they winding me up ?
 


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Oct 8, 2003
49,337
Faversham
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Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
The ladies and mens shirts are clearly marked (although I couldn't see a difference). You're being wound up.
 










Goldstone1976

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Apr 30, 2013
13,763
Herts
The men's shorts have a "pocket" each side on the inside to take the todger (they put one each side so that they don't have to make a different pair for left dressers and right dressers). The women's shorts have no "pocket". If yours have a "pocket", you're fine.*

*Some of this may not be strictly accurate
 










maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009
12,938
Zabbar- Malta
I purchased the light blue shorts yesterday and had my usual Tuesday 5 aside game and much to the amusement of everybody there was informed I was wearing the woman's kit ! Are they winding me up ?

Caveat emptor?
 




Albion_Dave

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2011
2,108
Eastbourne
The men's shorts have a "pocket" each side on the inside to take the todger (they put one each side so that they don't have to make a different pair for left dressers and right dressers). The women's shorts have no "pocket". If yours have a "pocket", you're fine.*

*Some of this may not be strictly accurate

Do the ladies shorts not come with an Otters Pocket?
 










Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,337
Faversham
Caveat emptor?

I missread that as cavity empty. I was thinking, at the time, how much tighter round the crevace the ladies shorts are. I wonder if the OP finds his shorts a little 'bracing' round the nethers?
 




Dan Gleeballs

Active member
Nov 24, 2011
968
I purchased the light blue shorts yesterday and had my usual Tuesday 5 aside game and much to the amusement of everybody there was informed I was wearing the woman's kit ! Are they winding me up ?

Think you can blame Glen for this one. Call it karma :D
 









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