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Which Premier League manager would be best in a fight?
- Thread starter edna krabappel
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"You're wincing already? I haven't even started squeezing yet, you soft b'stard"
Pevenseagull
Anti-greed coalition
- Jul 20, 2003
- 19,613
Shame Reading didn't get promoted
You've always got to watch the "quiet ones".
McTavish
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- Nov 5, 2014
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No, it's the mad ones that always win in a proper fight - the ones who cheerfully stab a pencil in your eye, the ones who smash a bottle over your head when you're stood at the bar, the ones who stamp on your head when you are lying bleeding and unconcious on the floor, the ones who really don't care what they do.
It's Conte for me.
Hughes is the retire racehorse paraded before the big race, he wants to run with the others, but everybody knows he shouldn't.
Reagulls
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- Jul 22, 2013
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The premier league Gus Fring....
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
How many of them are gone now, Jebus
Jimmehh
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8 in total
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
I'd like to see Pardew v Howe in a smug off fight.
It'll involve a lot of grimacing, twitching and continuous look at me winking.
Which will eventually p!ss the crowd off, who will want to punch these gimps themselves
It'll involve a lot of grimacing, twitching and continuous look at me winking.
Which will eventually p!ss the crowd off, who will want to punch these gimps themselves
- Jul 7, 2003
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Time to look at the running order again maybe?
In order of club....
Wenger
Howe
Hughton
Dyche
Conte
Hodgson
Allardyce
Wagner
Puel
Klopp
Guardiola
Mourinho
Benitez
Pellegrino
Lambert
Carvahal
Pochettino
Gracia
Pardew
Moyes
In the current World Cup of Fighting Managers, I reckon Big Sam would surely be the winner, in a gruff Northern dust-up with Dyche. The bottom places would have to be a play off between Howe, Wagner, Hodgson and Pardew, with Pardew ultimately being left in a sobbing heap on the floor after Hodgson is disqualified in for being too old to fight, and Howe blinks his big blue pleading eyes at the match referee thus securing a debatable and match-winning penalty point award against Disco Dancing Alan.
In order of club....
Wenger
Howe
Hughton
Dyche
Conte
Hodgson
Allardyce
Wagner
Puel
Klopp
Guardiola
Mourinho
Benitez
Pellegrino
Lambert
Carvahal
Pochettino
Gracia
Pardew
Moyes
In the current World Cup of Fighting Managers, I reckon Big Sam would surely be the winner, in a gruff Northern dust-up with Dyche. The bottom places would have to be a play off between Howe, Wagner, Hodgson and Pardew, with Pardew ultimately being left in a sobbing heap on the floor after Hodgson is disqualified in for being too old to fight, and Howe blinks his big blue pleading eyes at the match referee thus securing a debatable and match-winning penalty point award against Disco Dancing Alan.
AmexRuislip
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Worried Man Blues
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I've always thought the technical areas should overlap a bit in the middle so they can have a pop at each other, could be distracting from the match, hopefully.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
Even go one step better and enclose the lot with a rope with the fourth official as a mediator!
Not to mention ruining something everybody loved, the world over, just by association.
- Jul 7, 2003
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- #36
Maybe with some now-redundant Formula One grid girls to enhance the experience.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
Then you'll get the front seat drivers moaning they can't see the pitch or the fight!
Farehamseagull
Solly March Fan Club
Conte definitely the winner of this as far as I'm concerned followed by Big Sam and Dyche.
Would love Howe to get in a ring with Big Sam or Conte and see that smug grin wiped off his irritating face pretty quickly.
Would love Howe to get in a ring with Big Sam or Conte and see that smug grin wiped off his irritating face pretty quickly.
Klopp to use his reach to jab mouthy Pardew to tears.
Meanwhile, Mourinho and Wagner pulling each others hair and eye gouging on the floor.
All watched by a dribbling Hodgson slumped in a bath chair repeating “It wasn’t like this in the good old days. My best mates Shankly and Ramsey .... “
Meanwhile, Mourinho and Wagner pulling each others hair and eye gouging on the floor.
All watched by a dribbling Hodgson slumped in a bath chair repeating “It wasn’t like this in the good old days. My best mates Shankly and Ramsey .... “
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Miximate
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I'll take any table with us in the top half!