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******* jelly fish



Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
45,919
at home
I have just been stung by this stealth monster. Didn't see it when snorkelling but felt a sharp pain the leg.

Hot water to kill the poison and gel to stop it spreading

My leg is on fire

Nature is a ******* thing here to do us harm
 






Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
45,919
at home
Hotel bar for the hot water and I have to apply gel for the next couple of days
 










Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Jul 7, 2003
18,838
Worthing
Blimey - you must have good internet to post whilst in the sea.

Are you on holiday by any chance?
 






chimneys

Well-known member
Jun 11, 2007
3,582
You really arent having much luck on this trip PO!! Glad you are nowhere near the Amex tomorrow!!
 






vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,867
I would wee on the wound, it won't help much but it will give the rest of us a laugh.
 




Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patreon
Oct 27, 2003
20,938
The arse end of Hangleton
I'd happily take a sting to be on a hot holiday ! Man up and stop moaning.
 










Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
24,865
Guiseley
Whereabouts are you? There's a good smartphone app for Spain called Infomedusa with jellyfish forecasts.
 




SAC

Well-known member
May 21, 2014
2,534
Vinegar applied to outside.
Beer applied to Inside.

Vinegar may work with some stings but pissing on it doesn't, although depending on severity of the sting, the pee may be involuntary.

Beer, taken orally, has been proven to work fine. The more of it the better you will feel.
 





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