Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes naked

Juan Albion

Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class

Jul 9, 2003

31,370

Pontypool (Not THAT Pontypool, the one with the zo

• Aug 9, 2017

• #21

greyseagull said:

You mean, this story isn't real either? http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/man-walks-dog/

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No, not even this one.

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/game-of-thrones/

 

Saltydog

New member

Aug 29, 2011

1,406

Ocean Wave

• Aug 9, 2017

• #22

So the story about the turnip farmer living with his sister and their 8 kids is made up.........nah sounds like everyday life down there shirley?

 

sydney

tinky ****in winky

Jul 11, 2003

17,750

town full of eejits

• Aug 9, 2017

• #23

i reckon he cut it half off whilst shaving his cluster and then thought he'd get down the beach for a claim....there is no way a seagull is havin one of my nuts off....not in a million years.

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,454

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Aug 9, 2017

• #24

Juan Albion said:

Oh dear. Can't believe how many people took this article seriously.

Now we know how Trump got elected - people these days don't engage their brains.

"Suffolk Gazette - you couldn't make it up" is a bit of a giveaway, people.

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I like this headline.

"Dartford tunnel closed due to thousands of Kent residents trying to enter Essex illegally"

 

melias shoes

Well-known member

Oct 14, 2010

4,830

• Aug 9, 2017

• #25

BNthree said:

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/

OUCH!!!

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Bloody hell and I thought getting mugged of my pasty at St.Ives was harrowing.

 

Coldeanseagull

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Mar 13, 2013

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Coldean

• Aug 9, 2017

• #26

I like the link at the bottom.....CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT THE SUFFOLK GAZETTE BEER FUND!
However, the stories are more believable than the express or the mail