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chaileyjem

chaileyjem

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Jun 27, 2012
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All 5 of our signings this season have facial hair.
Ryan, Suttner, Brown, Gross and (coming soon) Propper.

but then nearly all our squad does.

Bruno has a proper beard. The rest all have goatees and stubble and the like.

Or that , i haven't shaved for a couple of weeks look (Baldock etc)

Even Chris Hughton now does.

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I think that leaves only
Knockaert, Murphy and Sidwell as the fresh faced fellas in the squad.

Has their ever been a more Brighton and Hirsute Albion in its history ?
 










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Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
23,033
It's your duty as a man to have facial hair on some level.

Girls, never date a man who:

- Is clean shaven (it suggests conformity and that they do a proper job)
- doesn't like cats
- voted for Brexit
 














Cowfold Seagull

Cowfold Seagull

Fan of the 17 bus
Apr 22, 2009
21,620
Cowfold
Hasn't Chris Hughton sported a beard in pre close seasons though? I wager he may be clean shaven in time for Saturady's big kick-off.
 


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WonderingSoton

New member
Dec 3, 2014
287
Cheeky Monkey said:
It's your duty as a man to have facial hair on some level.

Girls, never date a man who:

- Is clean shaven (it suggests conformity and that they do a proper job)
- doesn't like cats
- voted for Brexit
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You've got me 3 for 3 there. Luckily my lovely misses has been successfully putting up with me for years now.

Though she agrees I look ridiculous with more than a days growth.
 






Gazwag

Gazwag

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Mar 4, 2004
30,137
Bexhill-on-Sea
AmexRuislip said:
It's getting to look like a bloody Brian Blessed convention :wink:
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Talking of Sidwell and Brian Blessed in the same thread - there was a chap in the NS yesterday who had a booming voice similar to BB. SS was warming up on the touchline during the game and the BB sound-a-like shouted "Sidwell" who then looked up followed by "I love you" to which SS blew him a kiss.

Maybe you needed to be there, but it was funny at the time
 






Nigella's Cream Pie

Nigella's Cream Pie

Fingerlickin good
Apr 2, 2009
1,054
Up your alley
We need another beard, we can't afford the real thing but his double might be available, would have oppo defenders weak at the knees.

He's on the left btw, or is it the right?

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AmexRuislip

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
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Ruislip
Gazwag said:
Talking of Sidwell and Brian Blessed in the same thread - there was a chap in the NS yesterday who had a booming voice similar to BB. SS was warming up on the touchline during the game and the BB sound-a-like shouted "Sidwell" who then looked up followed by "I love you" to which SS blew him a kiss.

Maybe you needed to be there, but it was funny at the time
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I wished I could've been, but work got in the way.
It's things like that, that bring the club's 'togetherness' together :thumbsup:
 








Two Professors

Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
I'm sorry,but I find beards fairly disgusting things,full of semi-digested food,and according to a recent investigation,with more fecal bugs than a toilet seat.The Army only used to allow beards to be grown for religious reasons,or if you had fungal skin infections-very sensible rules.'Taches are ok if kept clean and tidy,ie snot-free.:wink:
 


The Clamp

The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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West is BEST
Two Professors said:
I'm sorry,but I find beards fairly disgusting things,full of semi-digested food,and according to a recent investigation,with more fecal bugs than a toilet seat.The Army only used to allow beards to be grown for religious reasons,or if you had fungal skin infections-very sensible rules.'Taches are ok if kept clean and tidy,ie snot-free.:wink:
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Which is, of course bollocks. Any hair, if kept clean is healthy and detritus free.
 


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