You know you're in the Premier League when......

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly

Feb 23, 2009

23,004

Brighton factually.....

• Aug 7, 2017

• #21

You know your Premiere League when you leave on 83 mins.....

Doh....

 

mickybha

Well-known member

Jan 2, 2010

515

• Aug 7, 2017

• #22

when its a fact that most of the teams that will visit cost more than the Amex and lancing combined

 

Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs

Feb 25, 2013

4,443

Earth

• Aug 7, 2017

• #23

You have snide shirts being made out in Asia

 

DumLum

Well-known member

Oct 24, 2009

3,772

West, West, West Sussex.

• Aug 7, 2017

• #24

You get called a glory hunter.

March
Gross
Dunk
All in your fantasy premier league team.

 

Hillian1

( . ) ( . )

Jul 15, 2010

15,364

Struggling for breath at the top of the stairs

• Aug 7, 2017

• #25

When family you haven't spoken to in years contact you to ask about buying tickets for Arsenal, Man U, Liverpool etc. (even though they support Palace)

 

JC Footy Genius

Bringer of TRUTH

Jun 9, 2015

10,568

• Aug 7, 2017

• #26

... you have to be a season ticket holder to get an away ticket.

 

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Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2003

23,035

• Aug 7, 2017

• #27

You lose interest in lower league football, which is a bit sad, but you can understand these fans of top six sides who genuinely have no idea who is in Division One or Two or even the Championship. It's not right, but it's the reality for a lot of PL fans.

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

NSC Patron

Apr 5, 2014

23,570

• Aug 7, 2017

• #28

When you remind grown adults that you have seen Albion beat Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal and Liverpool. Then they tell you that they weren't born at the time.

 

Sussexscots

Fed up with trains. Sick of the rain.

Aug 13, 2016

1,276

Sunny Sussex, occasionally Leith

• Aug 7, 2017

• #29

When SASTA deliver a consistently efficient match day train service. May have to wait a while.

 

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ofco8

Well-known member

May 18, 2007

2,387

Brighton

• Aug 7, 2017

• #30

When you have fewer games to watch than in the Championship and Football Leagues.

 

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Withdeanseagull

Member

Apr 15, 2016

114

N1D

• Aug 7, 2017

• #31

You get more points than the team who finished third.

 

Tricky Dicky

New member

Jul 27, 2004

13,558

Sunny Shoreham

• Aug 7, 2017

• #32

Wardy said:

When people stop asking 'But who are your Premier League team?' when you tell them you support Brighton.

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I suspect this may continue to happen for a while. Maybe once we're top of the Prem, people might twig.

 

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Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull

May 22, 2012

14,848

• Aug 7, 2017

• #33

Petee said:

Apart from the little shit with the Chelsea shirt at the game yesterday. Also saw a little shit with a Real Madrid top on after the match.

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He was sat just across from us and seemed to find the whole thing hilarious! As soon as RR spotted him, he was always going to go up into the stands! If he'd thought on his feet, the kiddie should have said he was a MASSIVE Izzy Brown fan and wanted to watch his favourite player. Or something...

 

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Yes Chef

Well-known member

Apr 11, 2016

1,822

In the kitchen

• Aug 7, 2017

• #34

When every know all herbert in the pub offers an opinion on the Albion, having previously barely acknowledged our existence

 

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Shropshire Seagull

Well-known member

Nov 5, 2004

8,500

Telford

• Aug 7, 2017

• #35

Cheeky Monkey said:

You lose interest in lower league football, which is a bit sad, but you can understand these fans of top six sides who genuinely have no idea who is in Division One or Two or even the Championship. It's not right, but it's the reality for a lot of PL fans.

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Actually, I'm thinking the opposite and supporting Shrewsbury Town this season and having Brighton as my "premier team" - only way I'm going to get to see any live footie this season ...

 

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patcham lad

New member

Nov 27, 2009

93

• Aug 7, 2017

• #36

when some Plastic tells you your team is not worth much

 

The_Viper

Well-known member

Oct 10, 2010

4,345

Charlotte, NC

• Aug 7, 2017

• #37

When an all Brighton squad will be half competitive on FIFA 18.

 

dazzer6666

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Mar 27, 2013

52,459

Burgess Hill

• Aug 7, 2017

• #38

You get annoyed at Alan Shearer's comments about YOUR TEAM on Match of the Day, rather than being just annoyed with Shearer generally.

 

Nixonator

Well-known member

Feb 8, 2016

6,733

Shoreham Beach

• Aug 7, 2017

• #39

Greg Bobkin said:

He was sat just across from us and seemed to find the whole thing hilarious! As soon as RR spotted him, he was always going to go up into the stands! If he'd thought on his feet, the kiddie should have said he was a MASSIVE Izzy Brown fan and wanted to watch his favourite player. Or something...

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Instead he chose to 'dap' several times and looked even more of a knob than we all had assumed by his shirt.

Credit to RR for getting in a dig.

 

Pavilionaire

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

30,578

• Aug 7, 2017

• #40

You can book a holiday anytime in April or May safe in the knowledge you're not going to miss the promotion party of the century