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[Albion] Things which are not currently criminal offences but which absolutely should be



bluenitsuj

Listen to me!!!
Feb 26, 2011
4,305
Willingdon
Selfies
Idiots driving 10 yards to pick their fat kids up from school, blocking all the streets within a mile of the school - Walk you lazy *******s
Wearing caps back to front
Wearing white trainers with jeans
Crystal Palace
Anyone who puts all brexiteers under one group as idiots and racist just because you lost
 






DavidRyder

Well-known member
Jul 23, 2013
2,884
Whistling :wrong:

Sorry, this one already has punishment:

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biddles911

New member
May 12, 2014
348
Cyclists riding two abreast , chatting, in a narrow country lane,

Don't get me started on cyclists! But I will anyway....

Ignoring traffic lights, riding on the pavement, not having a light on at night so they're invisible...... #foamatthemouth!


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hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
61,094
Chandlers Ford
I wouldn't go that far.

But I would suggest for some of them to at least face community service.

Seriously?

You don't think that moderating 24/7 what you bunch of freaks think fair game to post on the internet, COUNTS as a community service? :nono:
 


Washie

Well-known member
Jun 20, 2011
5,419
Eastbourne
Saying "can I get" when ordering something in a deli / pub / whatever.

Anyone standing within the immediate vicinity of the offender should have the legal right to drag them from the premises by the hair, and beat them to death with their own shoes.

Did you not get that item from the person you are asking?
 






hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
61,094
Chandlers Ford






pearl

Well-known member
May 3, 2016
12,714
Behind My Eyes
People who ask what you do for a living whilst out at a gig or down the pub or anywhere for that matter, you clearly have nothing to say to me or I to you, so don't waste your time or energy and mine.

I am not in the slightest interested in other peoples job, they do theirs and I do mine that is it.

Oh God yes, out of work my time's my own, don't want to even think about it, let along discuss it
 








Wozza

Shite Supporter
Jul 6, 2003
23,584
Online
Contributing to a thread without reading previous posts.

(Or has someone already suggested that?)
 






jasetheace

New member
Apr 13, 2011
712
'Baby/Little Princess/Small person/etc On Board' car stickers.

I you have one, you're a c***, or more to the point, a c*** who can't drive properly. There is a direct correlation between these stickers and being an absolute reet behind the wheel.

Agree re Car Stickers.

Except the one I saw recently that said "Caution, Blonde Thinking". Both humorous and informative.
 






Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,395
Customers that tell you how to do your job!!![emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34]

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