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    Super Moderator edna krabappel's Avatar
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    Things which are not currently criminal offences but which absolutely should be


    10 Not allowed!
    (1) Driving the entire length of your journey at 40mph, regardless of whether the the road you're on is 30mph, 40mph or a national speed limit

    (2) Being a person having attained the age of at least sixteen years and adding that Snapchat dog-features filter to a selfie.

    (3) Wearing Crocs (adults only).



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      0 Not allowed!
      Wearing Crocs shouldn't be a criminal offence unless socks are also being worn.
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      Text speak.

      Leaving teabags in the sink.

      Feeding pigeons (a hanging offence for first time offenders if I had my way).
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      Parking in disabled bays with no badge awarded .
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      0 Not allowed!
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      Parking in disabled bays with no badge awarded .
      Is that not a criminal offence already?
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      14 Not allowed!
      Using the word 'loose' instead of 'lose'.
      Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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      0 Not allowed!
      Flashing your hazards to say 'Ta' for letting me pull out.

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      21 Not allowed!
      Using social media for passive-aggressive attention seeking. The whole "u ok hun? pm me xx" culture. Just outlaw it all.

      Also, using social media for constantly telling your other half how amazing they are and how much you love and adore them. Stop shouting it at ME. Say it to them PRIVATELY.
      ""Football. F***ing football. Imagine not being into it. Those poor, poor half-alive *******s."
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      1 Not allowed!
      Being in possession of an offensive wife.... (that's not a typo)
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      22 Not allowed!
      Saying "can I get" when ordering something in a deli / pub / whatever.

      Anyone standing within the immediate vicinity of the offender should have the legal right to drag them from the premises by the hair, and beat them to death with their own shoes.
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