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Brighton - The Movie



el punal

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Just read briefly in the Argus that the popularity of the Albion has now reached the good ol' U.S. of A. So, of course, a film about the club's amazing exploits in going from zeros to heroes is sure to be made into a Hollywood blockbuster. So with a bit of artistic licence which American superstars are going to play these heroes of ours?

Anthony G. Bloom (franchise owner and benefactor)

Paulie Barbera (franchise CEO and hatchet man, possible links to the mob)

Coach Hughton (softly spoken and much admired go-getter from the Bronx)

Lew Dunk (deefense tough guy from Brooklyn)

Duffy (Irish American deefense tough guy who eats offence players)

Tony Knock Heart (French offence wide receiver with dancing feet)

. . . . . and any other characters you want to introduce. :D
 






Goldstone1976

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Gus "chicken man" Poyet - South American guy with dodgy business practices who loses his head half way through the film.
 


Stat Brother

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Charlie Chaplin and Harold Lloyd to play the recruitment team.
 








brightn'ove

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Apr 12, 2011
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Danny De Vito for Tony Bloom. He'll need a fair bit of make-up though at 72..

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Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
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Samuel L Jackson as Zeke Rowe, Keith Dublin, Kaz, Bong, George Parris, Robert Corner, Junior McDougald, Jeff Minton, Eric Young, Justin Fashanu.....

Will Smith as Jesse Lingard
 




edna krabappel

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Danny De Vito for Tony Bloom. He'll need a fair bit of make-up though at 72..

Warwick Davies is a bit younger, he'd do a job.
 


Meade's Ball

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Jul 7, 2003
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Sly Stallone as David Stockdale, his gurning face in slo-mo, every approaching ball always punched, misty images of a pummeled Dolph Lundgren drift across the screen.
 


edna krabappel

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Sly Stallone as David Stockdale, his gurning face in slo-mo, every approaching ball always punched, misty images of a pummeled Dolph Lundgren drift across the screen.

At least he's had a bit of practice in goal.
 








edna krabappel

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In light of recent Doctor Who developments, and embracing this brave new world of diversity, I'd like to boldly suggest the role of Paul Barber should be played by- in full Devil Wears Prada mode- Meryl Streep.

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Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
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Indeed, a merge of two great Sly fiends, creating the image of Adolf Lundgren. Perhaps with the voice of his other main movie nemesis, Estelle Getty, reading out the poetry he wrote as a 7 year old.

Lundgren would surely be playing Casper, his rival for the keeper's jersey.
 


marcos3263

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In light of recent Doctor Who developments, and embracing this brave new world of diversity, I'd like to boldly suggest the role of Paul Barber should be played by- in full Devil Wears Prada mode- Meryl Streep.

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I second that and as I have been intimate with her in the past (I have indeed touched her breasts) can confirm she is a wonderful person as well as a top actor - although I never asked who she supports.
 












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