Given that our Donald seems to be filling up the airwaves, I'd thought I'd test the water with the good citizens of NSC.
One of those really long and loud ones, which changes note halfway through.
I knew a girl whose party trick was a two tone one, she'd start off with a standard trump, and then add a fanny fart (aka a Lawley Kazoo) on top.
This is the kind of thing I look for in a woman.