Vlad the Impala
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- Jul 16, 2004
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Just wondering if inhaling your own flatulence on a regular basis can do you harm. All those handfuls of lovely aromatic gases.
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Can smelling your own farts damage your health?
- Thread starter Vlad the Impala
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HellBilly
Just wondering if inhaling your own flatulence on a regular basis can do you harm. All those handfuls of lovely aromatic gases.
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Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
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I'd be the UK's most notorious serial killer if that was the case!
I read somewhere once that the average person farts 11 times a day, I reckon I fart in excess of 40 times a day and my whole family are the same.
I read somewhere once that the average person farts 11 times a day, I reckon I fart in excess of 40 times a day and my whole family are the same.
nicko31
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Only 11 times a day, I'd be getting worried if I got down to those levels
pearl
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school holidays?
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Hope so.
But not such serious harm as those wankers that buy a stinky West Cornwall Pasty and get on your train carriage about 30 seconds before the train leaves. Every. Damn. Time.
Always wish them all SORTS of harm.
AmexRuislip
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Surely this is a question for that C4 programme Embarrasing Bodies? 
greyseagull
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GOM
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Just wondering if inhaling your own flatulence on a regular basis can do you harm. All those handfuls of lovely aromatic gases.
I certainly hope not
Vlad the Impala
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I'm not talking about just filling the room, I'm talking about regularly grabbing handfuls as they exit your arse and then inhaling. Lots of gases involved - are they harmful?
greyseagull
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What if you smell someone else's farts? Is that ok?
Tubby-McFat-Fuc
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Fart gas is good for you.https://www.google.co.uk/search?sit....22.2036.0..0i131k1j0i10k1j0i13k1.EvmZrGKy1tQ
Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
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Fart cups is the correct medical term. I frequently give them to my friend's Beagle, who shows his pleasure by licking his lips. Not a good test though as, given the chance, he would eat sick, rabbit shit , sheep and horse poo.
I think a man suffocated his girlfriend in London a few years back by holding her under the duvet after having farted.
DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
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Has anyone lit one before?
nicko31
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What about breathing in, via the dutch oven technique?
Meade's Ball
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Jesus wept. Actually, I think I could make the son of god bawl with some of the warbles of my daily anal cacophony.
Yes on the way back from Grimsby in 2004.We couldnt believe it actually worked.