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[Albion] New song patrol



Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
55,575
Back in Sussex
The Neto rumour had me thinking about songs suitable for a Brazilian Beast.

Then I thought "hang on, have we had any songs proposed for Pascal Groß and Markus Suttner yet?

If we have, then I missed them. If not - come on NSC, sort yourselves out. It may be the Summer, but we need to be PLR. No slacking off please.
 


Commander

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Apr 28, 2004
12,787
London
De de de de Marcus Suttner.

De de de de Pascal Groß.

Thanks.


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Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,093
Bexhill-on-Sea
Don't you want me

He was playing for a team in the bundesliga
But they went down
We picked him up, we bought him in, we dusted him down
and put him into our midfield

Pascal Groß baby
Pascal Groß ohohohoh
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Here comes Suttner
Fixtures out, oh happy days
Here comes Suttner
Gonna grab my scarf and sing away
Here comes Suttner
He will boss things right away
Now let the sun shine bright on our happy Suttner home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY2aj3ba7pA
 




Me and my Monkey

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2015
3,325
Don't you want me

He was playing for a team in the bundesliga
But they went down
We picked him up, we bought him in, we dusted him down
and put him into our midfield

Pascal Groß baby
Pascal Groß ohohohoh
No, it would have to be Markus Suttner baby, as Pascal Gross does not contain enough vowels and so would sound a bit clumsy. The rest of the lyrics are almost completely transferable.
 




Petee

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Nov 22, 2010
3,031
Brighton
Who are those men from Ingolstadt
Who are those men we all adore
Pascal Groß and Markus Suttner are their names and we are currently unsure of how good they will be.
And we won't mention any player that has left us during this transfer window anymore.

Might need a bit of work.
 




Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!
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NSC Patreon
Apr 30, 2013
13,765
Herts
Posh Spice is a slapper
She really likes to grab
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Pascal Groß
 




Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,093
Bexhill-on-Sea
No, it would have to be Markus Suttner baby, as Pascal Gross does not contain enough vowels and so would sound a bit clumsy. The rest of the lyrics are almost completely transferable.

He was playing for a team in the bundesliga
But they went down
We picked him up, we bought him in, we dusted him down
and put him into our defence

Marcus Suttner baby
Marcus Suttner ohohohoh

:thumbsup:
 




Petee

Well-known member
Nov 22, 2010
3,031
Brighton
Renato Neto
He likes Cornettos
He came to Brighton
To bring us joy
He is beastly
Unlike Ron Weasley
Please don't take Renato away
 














dingodan

New member
Feb 16, 2011
10,080
If it hadn't been for Renato Neto,
This song would have fit Pascal Groß,
where did you come from, where did you go?
where did you come from Renato Neto.
 


hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
61,091
Chandlers Ford
Pascal's charging our enemy
Markus is full of energy
We are the Germans

Uwe's functioning automatik
And we are dancing ecstatic
We are the Germans
 



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