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MORBID poll

What would you PREFER ?

  • I would choose to know HOW I die

    Votes: 9 10.7%

  • I would choose to know WHEN I die

    Votes: 20 23.8%

  • Jesus. Turn it in Easy you miserable WANKPUFFIN. Its Friday ffs

    Votes: 55 65.5%
  • Total voters
    84


Change at Barnham

Change at Barnham

Well-known member
Aug 6, 2011
4,903
Bognor Regis
It's quite healthy to remind yourself occasionally that we are all terminal.
I find it makes it easier to worry less about my own demise.

I'm 55 and luckily feel that I've ticked off most of my bucket list already (sporting events and travel).
I'm not too worried about passing away but would feel cheated if I was taken any time soon because I'm now in a position to retire and spend more time with family and friends.
 




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essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,119
Easy 10 said:
Sorry.

Just a theoretical question me and the wife batted around for a while today. Eventually we settled on knowing the DATE, as long as mine is first and she gets to choose how.
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Was it with a spatula?
 


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ilduc944

New member
May 1, 2014
40
Baker lite said:
I'd like to know when,there's a few people I'd like to deal with in my
last week.


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Ever seen the film Parting Shots with Chris Rea? It's exactly what you're talking about - with a twist.......enjoy.
 


GT49er

GT49er

Well-known member
Feb 1, 2009
46,716
Gloucester
In a worst case scenario, if I was given a date because of incurable and inoperable cancer, I would be back on the fags for every God-given day that was left to me!

Would rather not know, though - but would love a chance to reflect on it afterwards. A sort of post examination review. Not going to happen, is it.........................
 


el punal

el punal

Well-known member
Aug 29, 2012
11,763
Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes
The classic joke in Dad's Army - Captain Mainwaring telling Sergeant Wilson about the English officer talking to an Aussie soldier in World War I.

English officer : " Have you come to die, my good man? "

Aussie soldier : " No, I came yester-die."

Wilson, in typical nonchalant fashion : " I say sir, that's most awfully funny."
 






Iggle Piggle

Iggle Piggle

Well-known member
Sep 3, 2010
5,318
Easy 10 said:
If you were forced to choose - would you prefer to find out HOW you die ? Or WHEN you die ?
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Surely it's how you die. If the answer was 'killed in a plane crash' I'd simply holiday in Cornwall making sure I lived away from flight paths and airports whilst happily drinking myself stupid knowing the liver won't pack up. Equally, if the answer was 'suffocated during sex with 3 women, I know I'd have something to look forward to.
 


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Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
23,033
Iggle Piggle said:
Surely it's how you die. If the answer was 'killed in a plane crash' I'd simply holiday in Cornwall making sure I lived away from flight paths and airports whilst happily drinking myself stupid knowing the liver won't pack up. Equally, if the answer was 'suffocated during sex with 3 women, I know I'd have something to look forward to.
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Honestly Iggle, we can't take you anywhere!
 








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