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Blokes : Peeing sitting down

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Shooting Star

Shooting Star

Well-known member
Apr 29, 2011
2,796
Suffolk
The Three Benefits of the Sit Down Wee

1. Comfortable
2. Less risky
3. Widens options
 




Knocky's Nose

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,137
Eastbourne
I almost always have a 'lazy wee' at home. I usually string it out to get some peace and solitude, and having two hands free means you can go on your phone. Win/Win.
 






Madafwo

Madafwo

I'm probably being facetious.
Nov 11, 2013
1,591
Ever since my wife gave birth to our son I have found that I sit down more, and spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Sometimes I spend so long sat there my legs go dead and it is difficult to stand up again.
 




Knocky's Nose

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,137
Eastbourne
Madafwo said:
Ever since my wife gave birth to our son I have found that I sit down more, and spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Sometimes I spend so long sat there my legs go dead and it is difficult to stand up again.
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I did the "zombie shuffle" many times when mine were nippers. I'm with ya' Brother... :salute:
 


surlyseagull

surlyseagull

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Aug 23, 2008
839
Iggle Piggle said:
A big mistake I made was purchasing a grey suit. If you want to know how much splash back generates from the urinal buy one. You and everyone else can see every last bit of piss.

If that doesn't make you sit down, nothing will.
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Worst thing when standing at said urinal is when a bloke stands next to you and has a weeks piss in him and continues to blast urine out at gawd knows how many miles an hour and splashes everyone in the fkin near vicinity .

Oh my days !!
 






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