Blokes : Peeing sitting down

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Eric Youngs Contact Lense

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• Jun 22, 2017

• #1

Am now converted to sitting down every time I need a pee (unless facilities don't offer this comfort), whereas as a younger chap, standing up was the norm! I initially thought it was a chance to take my phone in and keep abreast on NSC, but realize that actually, since my kids were born (almost 20 years ago), I think it's more to do with simple quiet time.. is it an age thing, a lazy thing or just me?

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

21,494

England

• Jun 22, 2017

• #2

At work, stand up wee.

At home. Sit down every time.







Or In the kitchen sink if I can't be arsed to go upstairs.

 

Mackenzie

Old Brightonian

Nov 7, 2003

33,535

East Wales

• Jun 22, 2017

• #3

Well it's how the Germans do it, you'll be inspecting your poo's next.

 

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MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003

11,722

• Jun 22, 2017

• #4

Started doing it 3 years ago when my daughter was born so as not to wake her up with the sound of the TORRENT of PISS. Got in the habit and bloody love it now, even thought it;s unnecessary.

 

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Eric Youngs Contact Lense

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• Jun 22, 2017

• Thread starter
• #5

mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:

At work, stand up wee.

At home. Sit down every time.







Or In the kitchen sink if I can't be arsed to go upstairs.

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.. and the shower??

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,832

Brighton

• Jun 22, 2017

• #6

Some urinals aren't the comfiest

 

Weststander

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Withdean area

• Jun 22, 2017

• #7

Can do, but a danger of the under-carriage touching the uuuuurrrrgggghhh w.c.

 

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Eric Youngs Contact Lense

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• Jun 22, 2017

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• #8

MattBackHome said:

Started doing it 3 years ago when my daughter was born so as not to wake her up with the sound of the TORRENT of PISS. Got in the habit and bloody love it now, even thought it;s unnecessary.

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That's me.. get quite disappointed if I cant park myself and have to stand..

 

dejavuatbtn

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Aug 4, 2010

7,187

Henfield

• Jun 22, 2017

• #9

Mackenzie said:

Well it's how the Germans do it, you'll be inspecting your poo's next.

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Which, of course, you should do every time. First identifier of bowel cancer and if you're quick to the quacks it could save your life, or certainly increase its expectancy.

 

beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius

Jul 21, 2003

35,294

• Jun 22, 2017

• #10

sit at night and first of the morning, who wants to try aiming while half-asleep?

 

BNthree

Plastic JCL

Sep 14, 2016

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WeHo

• Jun 22, 2017

• #11

Depends on the state of the bog.

 

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Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003

19,360

• Jun 22, 2017

• #12

I'm the same as any other normal bloke - I stand in the doorway and aim in the general direction of the bowl.

 

BBassic

I changed this.

Jul 28, 2011

12,309

• Jun 22, 2017

• #13

Sit down wee when drunk because I'm more likely to drop my phone down the loo if I'm standing up.

 

GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009

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Gloucester

• Jun 22, 2017

• #14

Do both (but not at the same time).

 

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Eric Youngs Contact Lense

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• Jun 22, 2017

• Thread starter
• #15

GT49er said:

Do both (but not at the same time).

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what influences the decision for you and what do you prefer?

 

HastingsSeagull

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Jan 13, 2010

9,257

BGC Manila

• Jun 22, 2017

• #16

I do it a lot at home but most public ones I'd rather stand. We get a fair few of the signs instructing you how to stand (mostly saying not on top of the loo) but not as many as there were in China where they were likely needed but was always a little man watching you and barging past to mop up the moment you finish anyway.

 

Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003

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West Sussex

• Jun 22, 2017

• #17

[MOD] Would you like me to merge this with the LGBTQ thread? [/MOD]

 

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Napper

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Jul 9, 2003

23,871

Sussex

• Jun 22, 2017

• #18

skin on public toilet seats !!

may as well enter into bumming

 

Everest

Me

Jul 5, 2003

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Southwick

• Jun 22, 2017

• #19

BNthree said:

Depends on the state of the bog.

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Why did I read that as "Depends on the state of the dog"?

 

grubbyhands

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Dec 8, 2011

2,285

Godalming

• Jun 22, 2017

• #20

Hmmm. If you are 6 foot four the collateral "piss-bounce" can become an issue so it's sit down for me.