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Which part of the toilet do you aim for?

Which part of the toilet to you aim when you have a wee?

  • The back, that's the safest

    Votes: 35 46.1%
  • The front, I enjoy the challenge

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Straight down the middle, I love the Niagara Falls sound

    Votes: 18 23.7%
  • To the left

    Votes: 10 13.2%
  • To the right

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • Aim?

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • I'm a girl

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • Other (Please state, I dread to think what you are doing)

    Votes: 5 6.6%

  • Total voters
    76


Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,924
BN1
Normally I aim for the back of the toilet bowl just above the waterline, if I am going with a morning wood though I am just happy to keep it out my eyebrows.
 






indy3050

Well-known member
Jun 22, 2011
1,311
Sit down always and pour forwards. Just last week I accidentally pissed through the gap between seat and bowl and pissed all over my ankle riding pants and the floor. My wife was so impressed that I had managed to finally work out how to use the washing machine.
 


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