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    To avoid bed wetting - the staying up tracker 36 - level - WE ARE STAYING UP


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    See below. An easy ready to use "we are staying up" tracker.

    In short we all know we are going to get hammered by the big teams, we therefore have to look at those as "just for fun".

    Basically to stay up we need 40 points (probably less, but bare with it).

    The easiest way is to beat all of the worst ten teams from last year at home and draw with them away.

    If we do that we will have 40 points. I am including Newcastle and Huddersfield in the bottom 10 by the way.

    If you lose all of the others you end up with the following results.

    Bedwetting on NSC as we only get 9 points from our first 10 games.
    Talk of Europe when we hit 23 points in mid December.
    Talk of relegation gain by the end of January.
    Then NSC goes crazy after we reach 38 point with five matches to go
    NSC bedwets again as we take just 2 points from the final five matches, players on the beach, not trying etc etc etc etc etc.

    As long as are close or ahead of this tracker, it will have been have a good season. Enjoy!!
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      Great work. Can you factor in a surprise win against one of the big guns at some point though please?
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      Simple. Effective. Genius.
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      See below. An easy ready to use "we are staying up" tracker.

      In short we all know we are going to get hammered by the big teams, we therefore have to look at those as "just for fun".

      Basically to stay up we need 40 points (probably less, but bare with it).

      The easiest way is to beat all of the worst ten teams from last year at home and draw with them away.

      If we do that we will have 40 points. I am including Newcastle and Huddersfield in the bottom 10 by the way.

      If you lose all of the others you end up with the following results.

      Bedwetting on NSC as we only get 9 points from our first 10 games.
      Talk of Europe when we hit 23 points in mid December.
      Talk of relegation gain by the end of January.
      Then NSC goes crazy after we reach 38 point with five matches to go
      NSC bedwets again as we take just 2 points from the final five matches, players on the beach, not trying etc etc etc etc etc.

      As long as are close or ahead of this tracker, it will have been have a good season. Enjoy!!
      Can you please add an extra column, ready for the ACTUAL cumulative total, for quick and easy reference through the season, so we know whether to be WETTING or not.
      The above post is simply my opinion. I am not bullying you, should it differ from your own.
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      Great work. Can you factor in a surprise win against one of the big guns at some point though please?
      Nope, that needs to be a genuine bonus to make up for our likely failure to beat Stoke and West Brom at home.

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      Simple. Effective. Genius.
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      Can you please add an extra column, ready for the ACTUAL cumulative total, for quick and easy reference through the season, so we know whether to be WETTING or not.
      For sure, will do once we get going. I may even throw in a graph or two just for you. We don't want to be below the bedwetting waterline.
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      Brilliant.

      And as an aside, I need a lie down just looking at the fixtures. It's still not really sunk in......
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      For sure, will do once we get going. I may even throw in a graph or two just for you. We don't want to be below the bedwetting waterline.
      Perfect.

      Perhaps a little RULE applied to the 'actual' column, too, so that the cells fill RED when we're behind the required 'run rate'.
      The above post is simply my opinion. I am not bullying you, should it differ from your own.
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      No away win all season? You heard it hear first , don't bother getting tickets anyone
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      See below. An easy ready to use "we are staying up" tracker.

      In short we all know we are going to get hammered by the big teams, we therefore have to look at those as "just for fun".

      Basically to stay up we need 40 points (probably less, but bare with it).

      The easiest way is to beat all of the worst ten teams from last year at home and draw with them away.

      If we do that we will have 40 points. I am including Newcastle and Huddersfield in the bottom 10 by the way.

      If you lose all of the others you end up with the following results.

      Bedwetting on NSC as we only get 9 points from our first 10 games.
      Talk of Europe when we hit 23 points in mid December.
      Talk of relegation gain by the end of January.
      Then NSC goes crazy after we reach 38 point with five matches to go
      NSC bedwets again as we take just 2 points from the final five matches, players on the beach, not trying etc etc etc etc etc.

      As long as are close or ahead of this tracker, it will have been have a good season. Enjoy!!
      Love it, this should be bounced at the end of season.
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