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Bolton va va

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• Jun 9, 2017

• #21

A woman lives on the 20th floor of a tower block & every morning she gets the lift from the 20th floor down to the ground floor, but when she returns, every evening she gets the lift to the 15th floor & walks up the rest of the way.

Why ?

 

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PeterOut

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Aug 16, 2016

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• Jun 9, 2017

• #22

Ground floor:
Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. Going up...

 

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Sussex Nomad

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Aug 26, 2010

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EP

• Jun 9, 2017

• #23

Good to know we still have an economy, very uplifting.

 

Megazone

On his last warning

Jan 28, 2015

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Northern Hemisphere.

• Jun 9, 2017

• #24

Bolton va va said:

A woman lives on the 20th floor of a tower block & every morning she gets the lift from the 20th floor down to the ground floor, but when she returns, every evening she gets the lift to the 15th floor & walks up the rest of the way.

Why ?

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She's too small to reach the 20 button.

 

Justice

Dangerous Idiot

Jun 21, 2012

18,612

Born In Shoreham

• Jun 9, 2017

• #25

Bolton va va said:

A woman lives on the 20th floor of a tower block & every morning she gets the lift from the 20th floor down to the ground floor, but when she returns, every evening she gets the lift to the 15th floor & walks up the rest of the way.

Why ?

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To piss in the corridor?

 

whitelion

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Dec 16, 2003

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Southwick

• Jun 9, 2017

• #26

Bolton va va said:

A woman lives on the 20th floor of a tower block & every morning she gets the lift from the 20th floor down to the ground floor, but when she returns, every evening she gets the lift to the 15th floor & walks up the rest of the way.

Why ?

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Exercise?

 

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005

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Goldstone

• Jun 9, 2017

• #27

Megazone said:

She's too small to reach the 20 button.

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And apparently she can't jump.

 

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Bolton va va

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Nov 20, 2012

374

• Jun 9, 2017

• #28

Megazone said:

She's too small to reach the 20 button.

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Yep.....anything off the top shelf (or the bottom shelf in her case )