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Nile Ranger sentenced to 8 months in prison





Husty

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Oct 18, 2008
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What a tit. Terrible footballer, apparently also a terrible criminal. :shrug:
 














Albion my Albion

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Feb 6, 2016
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Shove him in solitary, can be known as the Lone Ranger.

Even in solitary there are cells next to each other. Ranger got put next to a man by the name of Saberane. After being in his solitary cell for 8 years it was learned that Ranger had been training rats that had been used in laboratory experiments. Unfortunately the time spent with these rats took a toll and Ranger developed cancer. As the guards were returning Ranger to his solitary cell after treatment for the disease Saberane noticed an American indian was in a third cell. Saberane was upset that only Ranger was let out of his cell for long periods of time. On one occassion Saberane yelled at the top of his lungs "Why does he get to be released from his cell for so long?" After a while the indian became very tired of the yelling from Saberane. One day Ranger was being brought back after he had received his treatment and Saberane started yelling uncontrollably. The indian screamed over the yelling "Kemo-Sabe."
 








rocker959

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Jan 22, 2011
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Big G

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Dec 14, 2005
1,086
Brighton
Always going to happen sadly

What he said!

Seems to be the bloke has always ever been in shit, around shit that's happening or having been in shit and given another chance, always seems to throw it back in their face by getting involved in some shit again???
And it's not like he's got football to fall back on....he's shit!
 


Albion my Albion

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What he said!

Seems to be the bloke has always ever been in shit, around shit that's happening or having been in shit and given another chance, always seems to throw it back in their face by getting involved in some shit again???
And it's not like he's got football to fall back on....he's shit!




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clapham_gull

Legacy Fan
Aug 20, 2003
25,176
Coincidentally I googled him last night. After seeing he was still playing.

He admitted his guilty ages ago - but I think they were waiting for the rest of the trial to finish ?

This is where the league really needs to step in and answer a few questions.

Something bizarre at Blackpool:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/nile-ranger-only-earning-basic-4330768

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/penniless-footballer-nile-ranger-goes-6170133

Southend were unaware when they signed him

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38328032

He pleaded guilty in January.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38584899
 










lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
Jun 11, 2011
13,673
Worthing
I thought he was in De-nile, when he asked his brief what Ranger sentence he would be looking at.


:ffsparr:
 



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