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jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,148
Brighton
I ran out of giant couscous and had to make tea with normal sized couscous.
 


GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
We have no cold drinks in the house,nothing,no coke-not even orange squash.....
 


easynow

New member
Mar 17, 2013
2,039
jakarta
I am unable to appreciate the beautiful howl of the engines during take off when flying inside newer commercial aircraft (A380 etc) - they are too quiet!
 


clarkey

Well-known member
Jan 3, 2006
3,498
I am unable to appreciate the beautiful howl of the engines during take off when flying inside newer commercial aircraft (A380 etc) - they are too quiet!

Very quiet in most aircraft when you're in business unfortunately
 




The Rivet

Well-known member
Aug 9, 2011
4,512
Wanting to fix up and look sharp for the final two games I just went to buy a fresh pair of Levi's 508s. They have now stopped making them. 'sake. I left the store empty handed.

A problem shared is a problem halved so what's grating with you?

Inconsequential threads funny enough.
 


B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,162
Shoreham Beaaaach
Leccy company moved the streetlight about 3 foot to the right. So now its right infront of my frigging bedroom window and stays on until 1am when it goes off shining right into my window. Why the F couldnt they have put it in the same place as the old one whihc is still infront of my house but not infront of my window, or right next to it. morons FFS...
 






Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
22,953
I am preparing a beautiful salad, with a slice of gorgonzola, balsamic glaze and jalapeno humous.

However, my son has eaten all of the humous.

Surely not a big problem, why don't you just put some jalapeño hummus in the salad instead...or have you run out of that as well?
 




pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
Leccy company moved the streetlight about 3 foot to the right. So now its right infront of my frigging bedroom window and stays on until 1am when it goes off shining right into my window. Why the F couldnt they have put it in the same place as the old one whihc is still infront of my house but not infront of my window, or right next to it. morons FFS...

Jesus even the streetlights are moving to the right.
#Prayfordemocracy.
 








bhanutz

Well-known member
Aug 23, 2005
5,998
Thats one more than me you white privileged monstrosity.
Us On or Offers are being left behind.

#AmbientLightingForAll and End Racism

To be fair it should be banned...I have a daily worry about whether to change it or not.
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patreon
Oct 8, 2003
49,331
Faversham
Oiks sitting in first class. Two days ago there were three middle aged loudmouth drunken tits in suits, with their little George Cross flags dropped on the floor and crushed under their feet. Fortunately my very expensive headphones drown out most of the drivel . . . .
 




Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
59,194
The Fatherland


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
59,194
The Fatherland
Jesus even the streetlights are moving to the right.
#Prayfordemocracy.

Given the sun always shines on the righteous us lefties don't need street lights.
 




Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
59,194
The Fatherland
Moving on, I'm in the midst of a sunglasses crises now. This pole-axes me every spring time.
 


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Deleted User X18H

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I took a picture of friend I bumped into at the awards dinner on Monday and it was out of focus. She had a bit of moan about it!
 



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