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Who is the worst type of Tory?

Who is the worst type of Tory?

  • Upper Class Tory Toff - Does what is says on the tin doesn't it?

    Votes: 21 8.9%
  • Middle England Tory - You know the type, 'I'm not racist/homophobic but......'

    Votes: 57 24.2%
  • One Nation Tory - They're the caring ones allegedly.

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Black/Asian Tory - WTF?

    Votes: 1 0.4%
  • Working class Tory - Put a brass knocker on his right-to-buy council house and turned his back

    Votes: 50 21.2%
  • Other, please specify.

    Votes: 13 5.5%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 92 39.0%

  • Total voters
    236


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
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Jul 11, 2003
59,198
The Fatherland
Cheers, we shall see by 9.30 tonight, not been to Loftus Road since the days of the plastic pitch!

A draw tonight will be fine I think.

As an aside I've actually played on that pitch. My university bought, or was given, one of the plastic pitches from QPR when they changed it. It became the all-weather surface at Brunel University.
 




Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
You forgot the 'Socially Liberal Tory'.

You know, the Thatcherite ones who turn up at Pride with their whistles, love the Albion, are into hard rock and didn't vote for Brexit.

We've got two of those as MPs in Brighton & Hove....

Socially Liberal Tories confuse the hell out of me.

Not sure why. I know plenty of people who are economically right-wing but very liberal on social matters and there are lots and lots of gay Tories.
 








Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
23,379
Not sure why. I know plenty of people who are economically right-wing but very liberal on social matters and there are lots and lots of gay Tories.

I agree. But it rarely used to be the case. That's why I'm still getting my head round it.

It's a discussion I often have with one of my closest friends (who is a gay Tory- fully paid up member and activist).

Our social views are as one, that is why we are good friends, but I can't get my head round his Tory leanings. Still, good discussion for the cheese and wine parties, (one of which Mr Kirby was in attendance at). It was rather good actually, but I'm still a 'red' :lolol:
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
In truth I have nothing against Tories.
My angst is reserved for the Tory GOVERNMENT.

Really? There are some Tories that I, as a Tory, dislike. Top of the list are the "hang 'em, flog 'em, single mums are scrounging slags" type. The late David Evans MP sort of Tory.
 






Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
I agree. But it rarely used to be the case. That's why I'm still getting my head round it.

It's a discussion I often have with one of my closest friends (who is a gay Tory- fully paid up member and activist).

Our social views are as one, that is why we are good friends, but I can't get my head round his Tory leanings. Still, good discussion for the cheese and wine parties, (one of which Mr Kirby was in attendance at). It was rather good actually, but I'm still a 'red' :lolol:

I read a very good piece a few years back about the gay Tory phenomenon that ran along the lines that they have always been there historically, pretty much on the same basis as gays in the army (don't say and we won't ask) and that, in fact, there is something about being a Conservative that resonates with a lot of gay people because it's the idea of being self-sufficient and self-made.

Historically, as well, there was a link between the Tories and the Church of England and between the Church of England and homosexuality. I don't for a minute mean any sort of malice in that, there used to be a type of gay person who found great comfort in the ethos and rituals of High Anglicanism. It's given quite a bit of prominence in the book "Queens" by Pickles which gave a brilliant insight into the gay subcultures during the 80s.
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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I read a very good piece a few years back about the gay Tory phenomenon that ran along the lines that they have always been there historically, pretty much on the same basis as gays in the army (don't say and we won't ask) and that, in fact, there is something about being a Conservative that resonates with a lot of gay people because it's the idea of being self-sufficient and self-made.

Historically, as well, there was a link between the Tories and the Church of England and between the Church of England and homosexuality. I don't for a minute mean any sort of malice in that, there used to be a type of gay person who found great comfort in the ethos and rituals of High Anglicanism. It's given quite a bit of prominence in the book "Queens" by Pickles which gave a brilliant insight into the gay subcultures during the 80s.

The Church of England reference is spot on. Subject of another discussion I had with a retired priest not so long ago. The church was always a safe gig for gay academics in the years of prohibition and beyond. A good number of Brighton priests are gay but this is by no means an isolated urban statistic. It's still very much at the stage where it's not discussed but is generally accepted in most parishes. His suggestion that 'at least eight' of the most senior clergy in this country are gay was an eye opener given the churches pandering to the African conservatives at international level.
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
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The Fatherland
Given the Tory next door thread I thought I'd bounce this.
 






Oct 25, 2003
23,964
bit of a personal one for me, but as a Christian I have to say "the Christian Tory". There are loads of them, partly because of lot of Christians grow up in pretty privileged settings and so "it's in their blood" and are pretty well off but Conservative policies (at least of this particular Conservative government) completely piss in the face of pretty much the entirety of Christ's teachings particularly in their attitudes towards the poor and vulnerable- which I find indefensible.

There's a superb twitter account called "Tory Jesus" which is a great parody of this particular type of hypocrite
 






osgood

Well-known member
Apr 17, 2011
1,507
brighton
I Consider that the worst type of Tory,
is one that claims to be a socialist ,
yet is also the landlord of two or more properties...
and furthermore this type will also be as tight as a Ducks Arse ...
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
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Jul 11, 2003
59,198
The Fatherland
I Consider that the worst type of Tory,
is one that claims to be a socialist ,
yet is also the landlord of two or more properties...
and furthermore this type will also be as tight as a Ducks Arse ...

I don't think anyone has ever accused me of being tight. I'm off the hook.
 


cunning fergus

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2009
4,744
I Consider that the worst type of Tory,
is one that claims to be a socialist ,
yet is also the landlord of two or more properties...
and furthermore this type will also be as tight as a Ducks Arse ...


Indeed, the capital owning classes that don't even understand the concept of socialism......from an internal Labour Party report:

"Labour party members tend to be long-term homeowners from urban areas (particularly inner city area) who have high levels of disposable income."

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...rs-mostly-wealthy-city-dwellers-leaked-report

Keir Hardie must be spinning like a top.
 


osgood

Well-known member
Apr 17, 2011
1,507
brighton
All of them.
Lying, toffee nosed scumbags who could not care less about the poor, the needy, the disabled, state schoolchildren, the ill and the hungry.
Only interested in helping the rich get richer, and making deep and unnecessary cuts to the most vulnerable in society.
They do not possess an ounce of compassion and treat the general public like total fools.
I would have thought that after the debacle of Cameron, Osbourne, Gove etc that some Tory voters may just see them for what they are, but no, they carry on as if it never happened.
Blinkered fools that they are.

Yeah , Right on Brother !
Lets have some more Tony Blair, Peter Mandleson , alistair Campbell, George Robertson, Johnny Prescott, Eric Joyce , Ron Davies and Kieth Vaz ! Lets get the Party Started Boys !
 




Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,395
All of them?

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