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Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
Murder She Wrote. Nosy old bag will not let it go.
Father Brown. Nosy old vicar with stupid hat will not let it go.

Wheeler Dealers. Spotlessly clean mechanic fixes oily cars while a 40 something Essex mod gets in the way and sells it for far less than he wanted to.
 




Simster

Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,212
Surrey
Football on 5 - two bell-ends and a pot-pourri of ex-Albion players who should know better are tasked with the challenge of making the world's greatest game almost unwatchable.

Match Of The Day - a selection of matches played today, starting with the one with lots of goals and finishing with the one where Sunderland have lost 2-0.
 




jakarta

jakarta

Well-known member
May 25, 2007
15,632
Sullington
happypig said:
Eastenders - Miserable, argumentative cockneys who, were they not thick as shit, could sell their squalid houses for a million quid and retire to Worthing.
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Not that we would want them in Sussex of course, best to point them West to the lovely environs of Gosport & Southsea.

I'm sure they would be more at home there. :wave:
 


Goldstone1976

Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!
Helpful Moderator
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Apr 30, 2013
13,789
Herts
Morecambe and Wise - two men being funny

Cook & Moore - two men being funny

The Two Ronnies - One man being funny

Hale & Pace - Well now
 






Badger

Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
12,783
Toronto
Any American reality show: 20 minutes of telling us what's happened, 20 minutes of telling us what's coming up, 5 minutes of content.
 














LlcoolJ

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares USA - Bankrupt, shit food serving idiots big up Gordon's ego while attempting to outswear him.
 


Goldstone1976

Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!
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Apr 30, 2013
13,789
Herts
Reggie - The Americans cock up The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin

Amanda's - The Americans cock up Fawlty Towers

The Inbetweeners - The Americans cock up The Inbetweeners

The Office - The Americans cock up The Office

DC Follies - The Americans cock up Spitting Image

Beacon Hill - The Americans cock up Upstairs, Downstairs

Sanford & Son - The Americans cock up Steptoe & Son

House of Cards - The Americans don't cock up House of Cards
 






Badger

Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
12,783
Toronto
Sunday Brunch: Tim Lovejoy thinks he's a bit of a 'lad', 3 hours of awkward celebrity interviews, some cooking, turns out he's still a nob.
 




ManOfSussex

ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
14,748
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
jakarta said:
BBC South Today - Sally Taylor telling you everything you need to know about what's going on in Reading and Oxford.
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BBC South East Today - TV's Mr. Nice Guy, Rob Smith, telling you everything you need to know about what's going on in Maidstone and Gillingham, and the weather with Rachel Mackley.
 


whitelion

whitelion

New member
Dec 16, 2003
12,828
Southwick
You've Been Framed - Harry Hill talking over multi-cycled unfunny clips with canned laughter in the background.
 






happypig

happypig

Staring at the rude boys
May 23, 2009
7,972
Eastbourne
ManOfSussex said:
BBC South East Today - TV's Mr. Nice Guy, Rob Smith, telling you everything you need to know about what's going on in Maidstone and Gillingham, and the weather with Rachel Mackley.
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"here's our reporter, Peers Awkwardly, standing outside a closed school at 10PM"
 


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