O/T thread of euphemisms & double entendre.

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Harry Wilson's Tackle

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• Mar 30, 2017

• #21

Me and my Monkey said:

A double double entendre.

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With lashing of faux pas

 

Dick Head

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Quaxxann

• Mar 31, 2017

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I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on. Cor blimey, I didn’t know whether to toss myself off or block her passage.

 

Norman Potting

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• Mar 31, 2017

• #23

SUA Seagull said:

When I was a lad I recall my dad telling me about music hall comic and “cheeky chappie” Max Miller, who was well known for his risqué, blue humour. Double entendres such as the one below (a gem!) earned him a ban from the BBC from 1932 to 1937.

“I was walking along this narrow mountain pass – so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on. Cor blimey, I didn’t know whether to toss myself off or block her passage.”

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Believe he was either born or lived in Brighton.

Where's me washboard?

 

El Presidente

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Pattknull med Haksprut

• Mar 31, 2017

• #24

For fans of all such humour, I heartily recommend, if you don't already have one, a copy of the Bible of filth.

 

Is it PotG?

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Sussex by the Sea

• Mar 31, 2017

• #25

Ron Pickering ".........and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

 

The Lemming Stomper

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• Mar 31, 2017

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https://youtu.be/Bqxo5HoVtrM

 

The Lemming Stomper

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• Mar 31, 2017

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https://youtu.be/ORJ2duCZq1I

 

WATFORD zero

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• Mar 31, 2017

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Norman Potting said:

Believe he was either born or lived in Brighton.

Where's me washboard?

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Hereford street, Kemp town

 

El Presidente

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Garage_Doors

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• Mar 31, 2017

• #30

Norman Potting said:

Believe he was either born or lived in Brighton.

Where's me washboard?

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Was both born here and died here, buried or cremated at the Downs.

 

pasty

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• Mar 31, 2017

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brakespear said:

It's generally accepted now (I believe) that this one never happened. Sorry.

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Whereas the "didn't quite get his leg over" one did. Never tire of listening to this one. "Aggers, do stop it"

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