The people that own the house ( and lived there before ) decided to rent it out and told me they'd rented it to an underwear model .... google is a wonderful tool !
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The people that own the house ( and lived there before ) decided to rent it out and told me they'd rented it to an underwear model .... google is a wonderful tool !
My next door neighbour is a c*** but I'm pretty sure he's not a terrorist.
Iggle Piggle
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- Sep 3, 2010
- 5,334
My next door neighbour has set up the world's dullest whatsapp group known to man. Pictures of guttering, moans about school parking and warnings about burglaries. It's admirable, but there were about a dozen messages the other day about a letter being delivered to the wrong house with 3 pictures of the envelope FFS. Maybe a life of terrorism would create some excitement in his life?
The other side is one for the watch list. 5 mates come round and they play dungeons and dragons every Tuesday without fail. Like the earlier poster it was much better when the underwear model lived there.
The other side is one for the watch list. 5 mates come round and they play dungeons and dragons every Tuesday without fail. Like the earlier poster it was much better when the underwear model lived there.
He should be taken OUTBACK and left abandoned just for being unfriendly for no reason.
luppers
New member
I live in a block of 14 flats and only myself and my next door neighbour are not Muslim, suppose living in Turkey might have something to do with it.
biddles911
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- May 12, 2014
- 348
I ask you ..... where's she going to hide a knife or a gun
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* And yes, it really is my next door neighbour !
She looks very suspicious to me. Look at the tan!? Clearly she's been somewhere very hot recently.
I'm happy to volunteer for round the clock surveillance if Mrs. B. alllows me some time off. I regard it as a civic duty....
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Nice volunteering but she's already under very close surveillance - including Master W's camera drone *** cough ***
1066familyman
Radio User
- Jan 15, 2008
- 15,185
Well she's certainly standing a bit awkward. If it's not a small grenade then I fear a hip injury or something.
1066familyman
Radio User
- Jan 15, 2008
- 15,185
Oh that's alright then. Our own ex military are perfectly safe. Nothing to worry about at all there.
What are you trying to say?
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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You're in a watts app group with your neighbor?
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Iggle Piggle
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- Sep 3, 2010
- 5,334
You're in a watts app group with your neighbor?
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Neighbours. About 12 of them. Some of the convesations are beyond belief.
- Jul 10, 2003
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Jim Van Winkle
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The neighbor(s) behind I've never seen. Front yard and back garden a shit hole. Although he or she did take the time to put out 4 Trump signs for the election. Also, they put a 'keep Christ in Christmas' sign out for Jesus's birthday. I wasn't aware it was going anywhere.
The neighbor to my right is an eccentric bint who can be found regularly shouting/screaming most mornings at her teenage daughter. It's normally about some household chore that has not been performed.
My neighbors to the left are a cool older couple (early 50's) who Mrs Van Winkle and I regularly eat Thai food with once a month.
Although, in a previous house we rented our neighbors were Egyptian. The wife made awesome bakalva. We woke up one day to find they had just disappeared. Husband, wife, 8 year old daughter just gone. I asked around the neighborhood but no one knew anything. The missus thinks they were part of a witness protection program and their cover had been blown. So a government agency had whisked them away in the middle of night. Sounds plausible to me.
*note: everything was still in their house*
The neighbor to my right is an eccentric bint who can be found regularly shouting/screaming most mornings at her teenage daughter. It's normally about some household chore that has not been performed.
My neighbors to the left are a cool older couple (early 50's) who Mrs Van Winkle and I regularly eat Thai food with once a month.
Although, in a previous house we rented our neighbors were Egyptian. The wife made awesome bakalva. We woke up one day to find they had just disappeared. Husband, wife, 8 year old daughter just gone. I asked around the neighborhood but no one knew anything. The missus thinks they were part of a witness protection program and their cover had been blown. So a government agency had whisked them away in the middle of night. Sounds plausible to me.
*note: everything was still in their house*
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LamieRobertson
Not awoke
This takes Neighbourhood Watch to a whole new level
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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LamieRobertson
Not awoke
The women are ok (amI allowed to say that?) but the kitchens ..awful
Wrong-Direction
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jakarta
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In a News Update, Beryl has gone off on her travels again, allegedly to see her son in Spain this time.
Think I may have to PM Edna about a SWAT Team coming down to Sullington.
Think I may have to PM Edna about a SWAT Team coming down to Sullington.
Baker lite
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I ask you ..... where's she going to hide a knife or a gun
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* And yes, it really is my next door neighbour !
I bet she'll be over the moon with you,posting a picture of her in her Alan Whickers on a football forum?
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