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    Has it got anything to do with Sheff Weds and their humungous support?
    The t-towl
    Football is so beautiful because underdogs are able to achieve good results against giants. Regardless of what others say about our team, there’s always a chance. If you are able to take the pressure away from the team, sensations can happen. I have confidence in this Albion team

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      The t-towl
      So I WAS close with kitchent then?
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      So I WAS close with kitchent then?
      Excellent, and your prize is free entry to Kate Humbles nature garden
      Football is so beautiful because underdogs are able to achieve good results against giants. Regardless of what others say about our team, there’s always a chance. If you are able to take the pressure away from the team, sensations can happen. I have confidence in this Albion team
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      What's the most common owl in the UK?
      The Paypert Owl?
      Jack Straw's "Falmer Watch". See all the photos of the building of the Amex from start to finish, here. https://www.flickr.com/photos/128321...57651087142822
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      What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

      Erotic is where you use a feather,

      Kinky is where you use the whole chicken
      So, on to the important question, who came first
      Each to his choice, and I rejoice
      That lot has fallen to me
      In a fair ground – in a fair ground -
      Yea, Sussex by the sea!
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      The joke should also include Perverted, as well as Erotic and Kinky.
      Perverted is where you use an under-age chicken.
      What, where you pullet?
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      Why?
      Because he's a rocket man
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      The joke should also include Perverted, as well as Erotic and Kinky.
      Perverted is where you use an under-age chicken.
      S&M is where you use a battery caged chicken.

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