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    What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

    Erotic is where you use a feather,

    Kinky is where you use the whole chicken

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      I have just checked in the dictionary and the definitions quoted above do not resemble the official ones in any way, shape or form. Neither do they have capital letters.
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      "Kinky" is any legal consensual sexual activity enjoyed by others that "I" don't enjoy...
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      Fowl joke
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      What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

      Erotic is where you use a feather,

      Kinky is where you use the whole chicken
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      Excuse me, but I use feathers to fill pillows and give me a comfortable night's sleep. I find it difficult to envisage how whole chickens might be an alternative. Could someone please explain?
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      When you say whole chicken would I be right to assume said fowl is "oven ready"?

      Also, just for clarity, you did mean "whole chicken" and not "chicken hole"?
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      I find nothing erotic abut the sneezing induced by a feather in my proximity. I'm not sure you should be mocking the affliction of those of us cursed with dust mite allergies. Just because we would go for the whole chicken option, doesn't make us kinky. We are the same as all you non allergy sufferers.

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      What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

      Erotic is where you use a feather,

      Kinky is where you use the whole chicken
      The joke should also include Perverted, as well as Erotic and Kinky.
      Perverted is where you use an under-age chicken.
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      Excuse me, but I use feathers to fill pillows and give me a comfortable night's sleep. I find it difficult to envisage how whole chickens might be an alternative. Could someone please explain?

      Ask your daddy if he is 'on the square', is he is, he will be able to explain.

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