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AmexRuislip · Mar 20, 2017

DavidRyder said:
Has it got anything to do with Sheff Weds and their humungous support?

The t-towl

Is it PotG? · Mar 20, 2017

AmexRuislip said:
The t-towl

So I WAS close with kitchent then?

AmexRuislip · Mar 20, 2017

Is it PotG? said:
So I WAS close with kitchent then?

Excellent, and your prize is free entry to Kate Humbles nature garden

Jack Straw · Mar 20, 2017

AmexRuislip said:
What's the most common owl in the UK?

The Paypert Owl?

blueandwhitestripes · Mar 20, 2017

half time scores said:
What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

Erotic is where you use a feather,

Kinky is where you use the whole chicken

So, on to the important question, who came first

Coldeanseagull · Mar 20, 2017

Jack Straw said:
The joke should also include Perverted, as well as Erotic and Kinky.
Perverted is where you use an under-age chicken.

What, where you pullet?

crodonilson · Mar 20, 2017

half time scores said:
Why?

Because he's a rocket man

Birdie Boy · Mar 20, 2017

Jack Straw said:
The joke should also include Perverted, as well as Erotic and Kinky.
Perverted is where you use an under-age chicken.

S&M is where you use a battery caged chicken.