Whats the best way to deal with aggressive and drunk teenagers ?

pastafarian said:

WTF
After being an interfering little turd and phoning the girls dad unsolicited to lecture him on his parenting who is going to pay for your corrective surgery after he kicks you so hard in the nuts they fall out your nostrils when he comes to the pub to find out who the little busy body is who interrupted The Sullivans.

Lack of nuts withstanding if I was the Aussie landlord I would bar you from the premises for elevating yourself from customer to self designated pub social worker when no one asked you , tie some pork scratchings around your newly exposed knackers, get the pub dog to have a nibble, rob your wallet for lost revenue when my customer base has sod all to do with you anyway and crap in your gob and call you Bondi beach.

Best advice, get a four pack of some foreign no alcohol pish, stay in with the Sheilas and discuss third wave feminism. You may get lucky and get your vagina fingered.

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