If she's a mouthy aussie scrote, kick her in the growler!
http://www.northstandchat.com/showth...turgeeon/page6) I quote you this gem of wisdom.
"In my experience, having lived in many places, inside and outside the UK, how you are treated tends to reflect how you behave and how you interact with those around you."
So - you're obviously a scumbag, and your presence and your lack of sensitivity are entirely to blame for the poor young girl's angst. Simples!
Personally, I'd call her parents and get the drunk teenager picked up.
I'd also suggest to her parents better parental techniques and methods to control their children. I'd show them ways to communicate with their daughter better, build a better connection, learn to be patient with each other. I'd bring unity and love to the teenage girls family.
Too many Florence Nightingales. Not enough Robin Hoods.
After being an interfering little turd and phoning the girls dad unsolicited to lecture him on his parenting who is going to pay for your corrective surgery after he kicks you so hard in the nuts they fall out your nostrils when he comes to the pub to find out who the little busy body is who interrupted The Sullivans.
Lack of nuts withstanding if I was the Aussie landlord I would bar you from the premises for elevating yourself from customer to self designated pub social worker when no one asked you , tie some pork scratchings around your newly exposed knackers, get the pub dog to have a nibble, rob your wallet for lost revenue when my customer base has sod all to do with you anyway and crap in your gob and call you Bondi beach.
Best advice, get a four pack of some foreign no alcohol pish, stay in with the Sheilas and discuss third wave feminism. You may get lucky and get your vagina fingered.
Jazz Festival n. The purchase of two or more Noddy books at one time.