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    Kick her in the c***.
    Or if you are Donald Trump - grab 'em by the pussy!

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      If she's a mouthy aussie scrote, kick her in the growler!
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      Just got me thinking after an incident today, where a mouthy and aggressive teenage girl was trying to start a fight with anyone and everyone in a Melbourne bar this afternoon. I walked away and maybe my laughter goaded her into throwing a scooner of beer at me...how would the good people of NSC deal with such scrotishness?
      From another thread (http://www.northstandchat.com/showth...turgeeon/page6) I quote you this gem of wisdom.

      "In my experience, having lived in many places, inside and outside the UK, how you are treated tends to reflect how you behave and how you interact with those around you."

      So - you're obviously a scumbag, and your presence and your lack of sensitivity are entirely to blame for the poor young girl's angst. Simples!
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      Anyone else misread that as scottishness?
      Near enough the same thing, innit?
      Posted by Kosh, 19/7/2016 - 14th - 11th this year, or I'll eat my big Ritchie Blackmore hat.
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      Personally, I'd call her parents and get the drunk teenager picked up.
      I'd also suggest to her parents better parental techniques and methods to control their children. I'd show them ways to communicate with their daughter better, build a better connection, learn to be patient with each other. I'd bring unity and love to the teenage girls family.
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      I didn't think Sheila's were allowed in pubs in Oz?
      Oh come on now, things have moved on enormously with regard to gender equality. You are being ridiculous, how would we see them take their clothes off if they weren't inside
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      Personally, I'd call her parents and get the drunk teenager picked up.
      I'd also suggest to her parents better parental techniques and methods to control their children. I'd show them ways to communicate with their daughter better, build a better connection, learn to be patient with each other. I'd bring unity and love to the teenage girls family.
      WTF
      After being an interfering little turd and phoning the girls dad unsolicited to lecture him on his parenting who is going to pay for your corrective surgery after he kicks you so hard in the nuts they fall out your nostrils when he comes to the pub to find out who the little busy body is who interrupted The Sullivans.

      Lack of nuts withstanding if I was the Aussie landlord I would bar you from the premises for elevating yourself from customer to self designated pub social worker when no one asked you , tie some pork scratchings around your newly exposed knackers, get the pub dog to have a nibble, rob your wallet for lost revenue when my customer base has sod all to do with you anyway and crap in your gob and call you Bondi beach.

      Best advice, get a four pack of some foreign no alcohol pish, stay in with the Sheilas and discuss third wave feminism. You may get lucky and get your vagina fingered.
      Jazz Festival n. The purchase of two or more Noddy books at one time.
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      I thought that actually BEING DRUNK in a bar in OZ was illegal? Not getting drunk but being drunk, in which case the bar manager/owner or plod should be able to sort this out very easily.
      Drink Driving is illegal.........people still do it though...........
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      Near enough the same thing, innit?
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      If its not protected by the base of her stomach in pink leggings.
      Referred to as a "gunt " I believe....
      "I'm glad they lost, 'cos if they'd 've won I'd 've been all happy. I hate being happy"

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