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    The frumpy woman needs a full English to see what she'd be missing! She wants a divorce from the UK to become independent, then wants to jump straight into bed with Europe!

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      An Israeli doctor said, "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's balls, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

      The German doctor said, "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

      The Russian doctor said, "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

      The Scottish doctor just laughed and commented, "You are all way behind us. Thirteen months ago, we took a woman with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made her first minister of Scotland. Now, the whole of Scotland is looking for work.
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      Alex Salmond in 2017: "The phrase was not 'once in a lifetime'." Alex Salmond in 2014: "This is a once in a generation, perhaps even a once in a lifetime opportunity"

      http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...endum-10056910
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      NSC at its very best ~ a post based on assumption on a matter the poster hasn't got a clue about!!
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      Alex Salmond in 2017: "The phrase was not 'once in a lifetime'." Alex Salmond in 2014: "This is a once in a generation, perhaps even a once in a lifetime opportunity"

      http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...endum-10056910
      Maybe life expectancy is considerably lower in Scotland?
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      Maybe life expectancy is considerably lower in Scotland?
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      Gator Goose Collison? Is that some American cousin of mine I don't know about?

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