You're just a shit town in Scotland ......

Eeyore

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Small town near Sunderland.

As long as it's not a 'small town in Villa' I'm fine with it...

 

worthingseagull

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apparently we cant do that because he actually isn't

 

Albion my Albion

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I'd believe it if their town had a fertilizer plant. Now that would be a shite town. If it were in Scotland it would be a "shite town in Scotland."

 

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worthingseagull said:

Firstly, I do know Newcastle isn't actually in Scotland by the way and the obvious intention of such a chant is purely banter with the opposition.

Secondly, I hope you boys who seemingly require all songs to pass the 100% trades description accuracy test; have never sung

' we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen ...' cos we plainly are not

and also "You're just a fat Spanish waiter' to Benitez as he clearly is not that either

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i thought it was funny, but i guess i would

 

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What about: Siiiid, the Sexist, He's a wanker, he's a wanker?

 

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Plooks said:

Well at least he is fat and spanish so it is more correct than newcastle being a town and in scotland.
If we follow your logic we may as well go for something a bit more interesting like "you're welsh and you know you are" or "you're just a small scientific installation in the antarctic"

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Yeah, I was going to suggest "You're jocks and you know you are" if you really want to go down that tired old route.

They could come back with "You're French and you know you are" Just as funny.

 

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dangull

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Celtic pre season friendly maybe more appropriate

 

Mr Bridger

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Much nicer place than Brighton, IMHO.

 

Puppet Master

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We're just a shit town in France

 

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hadrians wall does go through newcastle so I guess once upon a time it was in Scotland?

 

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turienzo's lovechild

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Brian Fantana said:

Much nicer place than Brighton, IMHO.

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have you been recently? it's improved a lot since we were at uni there....every time I go there's loads of new stuff and they seem to be constantly doing it up

 

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An hour on the train,
An hour on the train,
You all live in London,
Just an hour on the train!

 

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turienzo's lovechild said:

have you been recently? it's improved a lot since we were at uni there....every time I go there's loads of new stuff and they seem to be constantly doing it up

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I'm living back up in the North East now, so in Newcastle quite a lot.


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Billy the Fish

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Mega cringe

 

Iggle Piggle

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Pogue Mahone said:

What about: Siiiid, the Sexist, He's a wanker, he's a wanker?

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Do you like fruit pet? Well, suck me cock its a peach.

What. A. Man

 

Pretty pink fairy

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we're BRIGHTON and HOVE ALBION, WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
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CheeseRolls said:

How about Peter Reed's got a monkey's heed (sic) aimed at the then Sunderland manager. Cruel but funny

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But not quite as funny as the following chant to it, which was "Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet..."

Back to the OPs song most opposing supporters like to exaggerate when aiming songs at each other. When Boro played Doncaster a few years back there were chants of "Geordies! Geordies!" aimed from the Donny fans and I'm sure Scotland got a mention too. Then Boro fans started up with "Sit down...you southerners..."