Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

Tom Hark Preston Park · Feb 20, 2017

"You stupid bastids, there's more than one train"

Well you'd like to think so eh? On #southernfail ? Wouldn't count on it. Flee at half-time! Or even earlier if you have a note from your mum or a long journey home (e.g. to Worthing or Eastbourne)

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Dick Swiveller · Feb 20, 2017

whitelion said:
I've watched the odd clip and seen pictures and Will Grigg is definitely not embroiled in flames....it's a myth I tell ya.

Duffy and Dunk didn't look particularly terrified, either.

whitelion · Feb 20, 2017

ACAB - Contentious I know but without checking birth certificates I'm sure there must be some who were born within wedlock.

Lord Bracknell · Feb 20, 2017

"We want Falmer". What? Even perseus?

hans kraay fan club · Feb 20, 2017

Lord Bracknell said:
"We want Falmer". What? Even perseus?

What do I want? PENDE!

Tom Hark Preston Park · Feb 20, 2017

Going up to win The Cup for Sussex By The Sea?

Bit of a slap in the face for the Albion inland and overseas community, I'd suggest.

darkwolf666 · Feb 20, 2017

Thunder Bolt said:
No, a trophy can be a shield, a statuette, or a boot. You can drink from a cup.

http://the-difference-between.com/cup/trophy

Hhmmm, the link you provides says the following for Trophy:

An object, usually in the form of a statuette, cup, or shield, awarded for success in a competition or to mark a special achievement.

So they are trophies, not cups :wrong:

Martlet · Feb 20, 2017

There clearly wasn't a fire-drill in the Barnsley stands with ten minutes to go on Saturday. We'd have heard the alarm.

Dick Swiveller · Feb 20, 2017

hans kraay fan club said:
What do I want? PENDE!

What do I want?

Moats.
Ann Summer
Extensive Camping Facilities
Samantha Thavasa Jewellery store
Police Surveillance with helicopters
Restaurants superior to motorway service stations
Factory car parks for cheapskates
'Specialist' shops
Fans arriving by ferry
Oceanarium
Olympic Swimming Pool (not sized BTW - just Olympic Swimming Pool)
Zooming Electric buggies
Horse paddocks
Every fan south of the Thames

When do we want it?

Not entirely sure even Attilla could make that scan

Nixonator · Feb 20, 2017

I imagine it would be quite anatomically troublesome to insert any manner of percussion instruments into the protagonist's rectum.

Moreover, I can't imagine why he/she would want to try and the very suggestion must surely cause offence.

Trelford Mills Guide Dog · Feb 20, 2017

Dick Swiveller said:
Mr Rougvie was quite an aggressive chap on the pitch but I'm not entirely sure he actually is evil.

I was just about to post about how nice both Paul 'Tank' Clark, and Hans Kraay were, when I saw your mention of the saintly Mr. Rougvie.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Feb 20, 2017

Is that all you take away?

Well, yes, it is actually. It's a Tuesday. We all live fvckng hundreds of MILES from here. We all have lives, some of us have families, some of us even have jobs in the morning. But thanks for your concern. :thumbsup:

Sussexscots · Feb 20, 2017

Wash your mouth out son. And contrary to condition 4b of his firearm/shotgun certificate pertaining to security go get your fathers gun and shoot the Palace scum........

In The Rough · Feb 20, 2017

If I had the wings of a sparrow and the arse of a crow:

1. I would be unable to propel my 16 stone frame into the air with the sparrow wings
2. Be in a world of rear end evacuation issues as I tried to get a human size poo through a tiny sphincter
3. Probably be in a museum or at least have had them surgically removed by a top team of surgeons.

Worried Man Blues · Feb 20, 2017

I don't give a widdle and I don't give a **** ........... no I do not! We'll see you all outside.......unlikely with these go fast trainers on!

Monkey Man · Feb 20, 2017

"Seagulls" is most definitely open to question, especially in reference to the birds seen gliding around the Amex and on the club badge.

The herring gull is not a true seabird and exists quite happily inland. Maybe if the crest depicted a kittiwake, that would be a start.

knocky1 · Feb 20, 2017

I am not a cheese roll and I have never seen any Brighton fan look anything like one.
I've also never seen any seaweed supporting the Albion.

Thunder Bolt · Feb 20, 2017

Monkey Man said:
"Seagulls" is most definitely open to question, especially in reference to the birds seen gliding around the Amex and on the club badge.

The herring gull is not a true seabird and exists quite happily inland. Maybe if the crest depicted a kittiwake, that would be a start.

Where do herrings live? Yes, I know it is a scavenger and herrings aren't their sole source of food.

Thunder Bolt · Feb 20, 2017

darkwolf666 said:
Hhmmm, the link you provides says the following for Trophy:

An object, usually in the form of a statuette, cup, or shield, awarded for success in a competition or to mark a special achievement.

So they are trophies, not cups

I repeat, you can drink out of a cup. All the pictures I posted were cups that could contain liquid to be drunk, ie champagne.

Peter Grummit · Feb 20, 2017

It's categorically true that, in the last 12 months, no team has been "worse than Crystal Palace".

PG

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