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Objective Analysis Of Football Chants



edna krabappel

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Steve Coppell.

Entirely clean bill of health.
 






heathgate

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Did anybody actually go home from the Goldstone like Sandy Richardson.

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Kubes

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For the record there is no armed militia with a blue and white uniform under the direct command of one Tony Bloom!
 


Over the years I have searched in vain for information regarding who I assume was a visiting goalkeeper, probably of Teutonic heritage - Schidt'r.

He must have left an impression on Seagulls fans because, over 30 years after I first heard it, the chant of "....you're Schidt'r..", it is still sometimes heard at the Amex when an opposition goalie takes a kick.
 






Eeyore

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I still have found no evidence to suggest a Sussex ambulance is a mode of regular transport to go home from the AMEX. Even less that it is included in the levy we all pay. It would save me catching the 23 in the general direction of the hospital.
 








Seagull

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Feb 28, 2009
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If opposing teams did actually field a player of the female gender, who so often tumble rather easily to the ground, that must be in contravention of FA of FL rules and would surely have been discovered during random drug testing or routine medical assessments.
 


Publius Ovidius

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there is no evidence that **insert the name of a match official of your choice** is actually the illegitimate product of an union between two people
 


Titanic

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The narcissistic demanding of attention by rolling around on the floor like you have been shot could quite reasonably be considered as having something wrong with you.
 




Publius Ovidius

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It is probably a false rumour, but the suggestion that a certain member of the local constabulary who has a large growth of hair on his chin is a deity that I worship seems tenuous in the extreme.

Also, it has been proved at the University of Studies that the probability of being subject to a ballistic episode whilst driving a small compact saloon having the colour of a sunflower, now owned by a german car manufacturer, is very rare indeed
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
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I find it hard to believe that, even in the most deprived areas of our major cities, a deceased family pet found in a refuse receptacle could be considered a culinary delight.
 


Titanic

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That abomination of an Art Garfunkel song is so grotesque, I can't even bring myself to comment on it here.
 








Eeyore

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The assertion that a team may be 'Palace in disguise' is somewhat odd if Palace happen to be playing that day.

However, it could be Palace's second string which would give credence to the original suggestion.
 



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