Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

seagullwedgee

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #81

Mark McCammon lead the front line for the mighty Seagulls during some of the difficult Withdean years.

But despite seeing him play many times, I never him saw him take the field with small 4 inch wheels instead of feet.

He did however have a similar sense of direction to a supermarket trolley.

 

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Truro

• Feb 20, 2017

• #82

Tom Hark said:

Going up to win The Cup for Sussex By The Sea?

Bit of a slap in the face for the Albion inland and overseas community, I'd suggest.

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I think it's phrased like that to exclude Crawley.

 

SUIYHP

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #83

I am currently not married, thus I could not let Stephen Sidwell copulate with my wife even if I did permit it.

 

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #84

With music acting as the soundtrack for all of our lives, football supporters probably enjoy singing regardless of any particular scoreline.

 

lawros left foot

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #85

Although fat, he is not circular, but, he may well lead Crystal Palace into a relegation.

 

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #86

Thunder Bolt said:

Red wine, I believe.

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No, that's me

 

Frutos

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• Feb 20, 2017

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Birmingham is not in fact, as I heard claimed on one of our trips there, "a small town in Villa".

For a start the geographical part of the club name referenced in said chant is the "Aston" bit, not the "Villa" bit, and for a second it would in fact be truer to say that Aston is a small town in/a suburb of Birmingham.

 

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timbha

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #88

My heart doesn't go "wo Wo Wo Wo" even though I know my history

 

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• #89

"Ain't had a fight since I don't know when' would be a more accurate reflection of one's historical pugilism in the case of most of those extolling the virtues of bow-legged hens, etc., I'll wager.

 

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Frutos said:

Birmingham is not in fact, as I heard claimed on one of our trips there, "a small town in Villa".

For a start the geographical part of the club name referenced in said chant is the "Aston" bit, not the "Villa" bit, and for a second it would in fact be truer to say that Aston is a small town in/a suburb of Birmingham.

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I was going to mention that one.

Has to be one of the most embarrassing of all. I think their have been a few other glaring geographical guffs.

 

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• #91

It is untrue that any member of the opposition ate all the pies. I distinctly remember buying one.

 

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Oxy McFloppie-Tish said:

I think it's phrased like that to exclude Crawley.

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At what stage does 'by the sea' become 'entrenched in the yonder hinterlands' ?

 

Lurchy

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #93

Though I am not adverse to being up all night, it's never been for Shane Duffy.

 

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The Hill of The Gun

• Feb 20, 2017

• #94

I'm fairly certain that Molly Malone doesn't wander the streets ( broad and narrow) of Dublin clapping and chanting " Brighton"!

 

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timbha

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• #95

sams dad said:

I'm fairly certain that Molly Malone doesn't wander the streets ( broad and narrow) of Dublin clapping and chanting " Brighton"!

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i once saw a woman wheeling her wheel barrow through streets broad and narrow chanting Brighton but don't think it was Molly.

 

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #96

There's loose theology at best involving the remote possibility of Jesus saying 'We Hate Palace' at all, let alone as a newly-born baby.

 

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #97

Shouldn't we have been a bit more positive about Nogan?

And if neither Shearer nor Cole scored, it could have been any number of players?

 

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timbha

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #98

Bobby Moore
superstar
walks like a woman
and he wears a bra

I don't recall him walking like that

 

Iggle Piggle

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• #99

hart's shirt said:

There's loose theology at best involving the remote possibility of Jesus saying 'We Hate Palace' at all, let alone as a newly-born baby.

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It's conjecture but I think Jesus would have hated Hapoel Tel Aviv rather than Palace.

I'd like to add that whilst the Amex is not the liveliest of stadiums it is significantly more noisier than any library I've been in. Also, since I've bought a kindle I have no need for the library anyway.

 

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• Feb 20, 2017

• #100

Brighton Lines said:

I was going to mention that one.

Has to be one of the most embarrassing of all. I think their have been a few other glaring geographical guffs.

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I'm gonna go ahead and suggest it possibly was not intended to be geographically accurate on inception.