WHC X* Semi Final 2 - Jaguar Vs Honey Badger

beefypigeon · Feb 17, 2017

Hamilton said:
The Jag has 45 minutes to pull in a last few votes. But in defence of the little fellow, this image shows how he really doesn't care about who he takes on!

Just look at him. FIERCE.

And to think Lion's are actually bigger than Jaguars. Honey Badger wouldn't think twice before rucking with a Jaguar despite the size difference.

maltaseagull · Feb 17, 2017

beefypigeon said:
Just look at him. FIERCE.

And to think Lion's are actually bigger than Jaguars. Honey Badger wouldn't think twice before rucking with a Jaguar despite the size difference.

To be fair, the Lion may be thinking "You're having a laugh!"

LlcoolJ · Feb 17, 2017

So fierce even a small child will stroke one.

Look at the smile on his face. OOH, he's clearly shitting himself about close proximity to such a head mental HARD nut.

VOTE JAG!

LlcoolJ · Feb 17, 2017

Oh no! Mind out for it's vicious teeth!!!!

Thunder Bolt · Feb 17, 2017

beefypigeon said:
It's not dead. Here you go: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...enjoys-giving-dangerous-companion-cuddle.html

And what about your Honey Badger picture? Is it a wild Honey Badger (unlikely), or one that was raised in captivity?

If a honey badger is hard, then it's hard regardless of where it grew up. It would be instinct. If it can be tamed, then it isn't hard.

Yoda · Feb 17, 2017

beefypigeon said:
Just look at him. FIERCE.

And to think Lion's are actually bigger than Jaguars. Honey Badger wouldn't think twice before rucking with a Jaguar despite the size difference.

That's not even a fully grown lion. A mere teenager just starting puberty. It's mane looks like a load of bum fluff.

Picking on kids, *tisk*.

Giraffe · Feb 17, 2017

Oh go on then tickle my tummy. So hard.

Giraffe · Feb 17, 2017

Give us a cuddle. Hard as nails.

beefypigeon · Feb 17, 2017

Thunder Bolt said:
If a honey badger is hard, then it's hard regardless of where it grew up. It would be instinct. If it can be tamed, then it isn't hard.

Like the tame super hard Croc I sent you a link to that became bestest buds with a human? Or the super dangerous Jaguar Kendall Jenner is pictured TICKLING below? Valid point, well made... :lol:

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LlcoolJ · Feb 17, 2017

You can tame a big cat but they retain the hardness to go batshit on you (ask Seigfried and Roy).

A tame Trump Bear might give you a little nibble rather than leaving you paralysed, or dead.

Garry Nelson's Left Foot · Feb 17, 2017

Just over 15 minutes to go. H.B is holding onto his lead 98 - 101. Are we about to get a GM HB final?

Thunder Bolt · Feb 17, 2017

beefypigeon said:
It's not dead. Here you go: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...enjoys-giving-dangerous-companion-cuddle.html

And what about your Honey Badger picture? Is it a wild Honey Badger (unlikely), or one that was raised in captivity?

beefypigeon said:
Like the tame super hard Croc I sent you a link to that became bestest buds with a human? Or the super dangerous Jaguar Kendall Jenner is pictured TICKLING below? Valid point, well made...

Give me strength

1. It was a Daily Mail link which I resisted opening - but when I did

2. That is a caribbean crocodile that lives in a river. Strewth. Talk about desperation.

IT IS NOT A SALT WATER CROCODILE THAT LIVES IN NORTHERN AUSTRALIA!

hans kraay fan club · Feb 17, 2017

maltaseagull said:
To be fair, the Lion may be thinking "You're having a laugh!"

Commander · Feb 17, 2017

Thunder Bolt said:
Give me strength

1. It was a Daily Mail link which I resisted opening - but when I did

2. That is a caribbean crocodile that lives in a river. Strewth. Talk about desperation.

IT IS NOT A SALT WATER CROCODILE THAT LIVES IN NORTHERN AUSTRALIA!

Almost like the little caiman that people were trying to compare to a proper crocodile earlier, because the Jaguar was so 'hard' that it could sneak up on it and take it.

Normal Rob · Feb 17, 2017

Giraffe said:
Oh go on then tickle my tummy. So hard.

to be fair, if i was lying on my back with her tickling my tummy it would make me very hard too.

The_Viper · Feb 17, 2017

It is pretty clear the Russians are involved in this current scoreline.

JC Footy Genius · Feb 17, 2017

LlcoolJ said:
So fierce even a small child will stroke one.

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Look at the smile on his face. OOH, he's clearly shitting himself about close proximity to such a head mental HARD nut.

VOTE JAG!

Unfair, that noble beast has obviously been impaled on that branch.

LlcoolJ said:
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Oh no! Mind out for it's vicious teeth!!!!

Obviously heavily sedated, drugged.

No surprise to see the opponents of HB stooping to these levels.

lancyclaret · Feb 17, 2017

The_Viper said:
It is pretty clear the Russians are involved in this current scoreline.

Yes...next year's final could be...Honey Badger v Russian football hooligan.

Bozza · Feb 17, 2017

#HoldYourNerve

hans kraay fan club · Feb 17, 2017

3 votes ahead with 3 minutes left! Is NSC's very own cuddly Tim Henman going to actually make the final!?

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