Valentines v Ipswich?

chucky1973

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• Feb 12, 2017

• #41

Pretty pink fairy said:

IS IT A BLOW UP DOLL YOU'RE DEALING WITH ?
regards
DR

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I think you are the sort that's uses them regularly.

 

Pretty pink fairy

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• Feb 12, 2017

• #42

chucky1973 said:

i think you are the sort that's uses them regularly.

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GOT A PUNCTURE KIT
regards
DR

 

Prince Monolulu

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The Race Hill

• Feb 12, 2017

• #43

 

chucky1973

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• Feb 12, 2017

• #44

Pretty pink fairy said:

GOT A PUNCTURE KIT
regards
DR

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Oh your may to tough with them

 

Eeyore

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• Feb 12, 2017

• #45

Valentine's Day. Commercial bollocks. I was never interested. If you need such a day to tell someone you love them then what are you not doing on the other 364 days of the year ?

 

dazzer6666

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• Feb 12, 2017

• #46

Pretty pink fairy said:

GOT A PUNCTURE KIT
regards
DR

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One small prick and they're useless.....

 

Pretty pink fairy

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dazzer6666 said:

One small prick and they're useless.....

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if you say so
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DR

 

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pearl

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Behind My Eyes

• Feb 13, 2017

• #48

Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews said:

So sorry to have taken up your precious time reading it. The "boom boom" at the end was to clarify it was clearly a very old joke. I can only apologise, I'm ashamed of myself for posting something so unoriginal ot this forum as it is the epitome of quality discussion and high brow whit and wisdom. Can one of the mods please ban me.

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well I've never heard it before and it made me laugh which is pretty good for a monday hangover day

 

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bhanutz

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• Feb 13, 2017

• #49

pearl said:

well I've never heard it before and it made me laugh which is pretty good for a monday hangover day

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JCL that's why......

 

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pearl

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bhanutz said:

JCL that's why......

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to NSC yes .... smarty pants

 

Two Professors

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Multicultural Brum

• Feb 13, 2017

• #51

Here's one for the ladies who didn't get a card on the 14th.

 

perseus

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Sūþseaxna

• Feb 13, 2017

• #52

Conelli98 said:

If my memory serves me right this is a special day in the calendar for the romantics amongst us all! What do I decide...being with my first true love or stay in with the Mrs, Emmerdale and a curry?...
...Amex it is then! Come on the Albion xxx

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Flat as a pancake

 

RandyWanger

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Done a Frexit, now in London

• Feb 13, 2017

• #53

The current missus RW said she didn't mind if I go, which was nice, not like I needed her permission.

 

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bhanutz

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• Feb 13, 2017

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Brighton Lines said:

Valentine's Day. Commercial bollocks. I was never interested. If you need such a day to tell someone you love them then what are you not doing on the other 364 days of the year ?

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Having an affair?

 

Madafwo

I'm probably being facetious.

Nov 11, 2013

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• Feb 13, 2017

• #55

Despite the offer of not only a chilli and chocolate pie but a miniature bottle of wine SWMBO would not be swayed into joining me tomorrow. Nor would leave be granted so I'll be keeping an ear on the radio while I cook dinner.

 

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bhanutz

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• Feb 13, 2017

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Madafwo said:

Despite the offer of not only a chilli and chocolate pie but a miniature bottle of wine SWMBO would not be swayed into joining me tomorrow. Nor would leave be granted so I'll be keeping an ear on the radio while I cook dinner.

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Under the THUMB! Have a stern word with yourself!

 

Madafwo

I'm probably being facetious.

Nov 11, 2013

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• Feb 13, 2017

• #57

bhanutz said:

Under the THUMB! Have a stern word with yourself!

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I tried that but she told me to keep it down...

 

Me and my Monkey

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• Feb 13, 2017

• #58

Madafwo said:

Despite the offer of not only a chilli and chocolate pie but a miniature bottle of wine SWMBO would not be swayed into joining me tomorrow. Nor would leave be granted so I'll be keeping an ear on the radio while I cook dinner.

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Chilli and chocolate pie? Is that Piglet's special valentine's guest pie for tomorrow night? Sounds intriguing..

 

Madafwo

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Nov 11, 2013

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• Feb 13, 2017

• #59

Me and my Monkey said:

Chilli and chocolate pie? Is that Piglet's special valentine's guest pie for tomorrow night? Sounds intriguing..

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It was the guest pie on Saturday so I'm assuming it's the same for tomorrow.

 

Me and my Monkey

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• Feb 13, 2017

• #60

Madafwo said:

It was the guest pie on Saturday so I'm assuming it's the same for tomorrow.

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Ooh, I didn't see that on Saturday. Sounds tempting, but hubby and I already got "romantic", very early tea to fit in, before an indigestion inducing rush for the bus to get to the Amex in time for kick off. Can I persuade myself I feel hungry enough for pie by half time?