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Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews

Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews

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Mar 19, 2007
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The Graveyard & The Ballroom
bhanutz said:
Never heard that before..............
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So sorry to have taken up your precious time reading it. The "boom boom" at the end was to clarify it was clearly a very old joke. I can only apologise, I'm ashamed of myself for posting something so unoriginal ot this forum as it is the epitome of quality discussion and high brow whit and wisdom. Can one of the mods please ban me.
 




BN9 BHA

BN9 BHA

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Jul 14, 2013
21,561
Newhaven
Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews said:
So sorry to have taken up your precious time reading it. The "boom boom" at the end was to clarify it was clearly a very old joke. I can only apologise, I'm ashamed of myself for posting something so unoriginal ot this forum as it is the epitome of quality discussion and high brow whit and wisdom. Can one of the mods please ban me.
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:lolol:
 


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bhanutz

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Aug 23, 2005
5,998
Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews said:
So sorry to have taken up your precious time reading it. The "boom boom" at the end was to clarify it was clearly a very old joke. I can only apologise, I'm ashamed of myself for posting something so unoriginal ot this forum as it is the epitome of quality discussion and high brow whit and wisdom. Can one of the mods please ban me.
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I took my precious time reading that tripe too! Defo deserve a ban!
 










Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,735
West west west Sussex
12 year old Jnr accosted Tomer for a selfie at 'fogged off' Cardiff.
He was so happy with the photo.

I told him he should swap the pic for the one of his first 'proper' girlfriend as his phones wallpaper.

When asked why, I replied:-

'Because Tomer, and the Albion, will be in your life a damn sight longer than she will'.


Some people have said I'm not romantic :shrug:
I was right, though. :lol:
 


Me and my Monkey

Me and my Monkey

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Nov 3, 2015
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If my husband suggested staying at home for an evening of sloshy romantic mush instead of going to the football, I'd be very, very angry.
 






chucky1973

chucky1973

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Nov 3, 2010
8,829
Crawley
So.....Tuesday night. Never was a choice really. Just like our sex life she will come second.

And she would choose eastenders and holby over me anyway. So makes little difference.

I shall be sharing the love with the north stand Tuesday night.
 


Triggaaar

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
50,202
Goldstone
Conelli98 said:
If my memory serves me right this is a special day in the calendar for the romantics amongst us all! What do I decide...being with my first true love or stay in with the Mrs, Emmerdale and a curry?...
...Amex it is then! Come on the Albion xxx
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Indeed. It's not even a question.
 




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Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011
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Plymouth
chucky1973 said:
So.....Tuesday night. Never was a choice really. Just like our sex life she will come second.

And she would choose eastenders and holby over me anyway. So makes little difference.

I shall be sharing the love with the north stand Tuesday night.
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You mean you keep going even after you have spilt your beans? that is admirable, or does she finish herself off in the en suite while you pick up and continue to read your Albion programme.
 


chucky1973

chucky1973

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Nov 3, 2010
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Crawley
Raleigh Chopper said:
You mean you keep going even after you have spilt your beans? that is admirable, or does she finish herself off in the en suite while you pick up and continue to read your Albion programme.
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No. I just pretend all is good. Throw her on top and it's soon over for both. Then the programme.
 




















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