How to stop Seagull attacks

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Sussex Nomad

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• Feb 7, 2017

• #1

Are we that good they are asking questions in Westminster?

Any suggestions for them? Careful, don't give away any sensitive information.



http://calendar.parliament.uk/

 

BNthree

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WeHo

• Feb 7, 2017

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Oddly enough last night I dreamt I was attacked by a seagull and someone filmed it and the video went viral. Ended up with loads of people laughing at me whenever they recognised me.

 

grubbyhands

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Godalming

• Feb 7, 2017

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Is it put 10 men behind the ball,waste time from minute one, feign endless injuries and try ( unsuccessfully ) to catch us on the break? Colin Wanker?

 

ditchy

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brighton

• Feb 7, 2017

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Ask Huddersfield

 

Thunder Bolt

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Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Feb 7, 2017

• #5

ditchy said:

Ask Huddersfield

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3 points with a dodgy keeper.

 

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grubbyhands said:

Is it put 10 men behind the ball,waste time from minute one, feign endless injuries and try ( unsuccessfully ) to catch us on the break? Colin Wanker?

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That'd be for the Welsh Parliament to take up?

 

half time scores

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Lounging-on-the-chintz

• Feb 7, 2017

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As the massive did in the playoffs, Thuggery

 

Whitley Bayster

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Whitley Bay Tyne and Wear

• Feb 7, 2017

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Park the bus, waste time from the first minute, feint injuries to break up play, get in the face of the officials and instruct ball boys to return balls very slowly. Lifted directly from the Colin Wanker school of football guide.

 

lawros left foot

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Worthing

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Have Mike Dean as referee

 

Papa Lazarou

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Worthing

• Feb 7, 2017

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2 men on Knockaert, pressurise the central defenders in possession and play an extra man in the middle.