Joke du Jour

Winker

CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE

Jul 14, 2008

2,396

The Astral Planes, man...

• Jan 24, 2017

• #21

He should have asked for shelf-fish

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,810

Ruislip

• Jan 24, 2017

• #22

Was he looking for the Codfather perhaps, or even Dick Knights Mad Manta Ray?

 

brakespear

Doctor Worm

Feb 24, 2009

12,326

Sleeping on the roof

• Jan 24, 2017

• #23

Maybe he was after a book entitled 'Some Fish and Chips'?

 

The Brighton Bear

Come on Kylie, get a grip

May 3, 2010

13,971

Rottingdean

• Jan 24, 2017

• #24

The librarian could have been his wife and he might have been requesting what he fancied for dinner that evening.

 

The Albion Roar

97.2FM

Aug 11, 2003

2,728

The Open Market

• Jan 24, 2017

• #25

Jack Straw said:

When the man entered the building, he would have noticed all the shelves of books and complete lack of that strong chip shop aroma Shirley? Unless he was blind in the eyes and the nose, in which case I feel quite sorry for him. I hope someone helped him to the nearest fish and chip establishment and that his hunger has been satisfied.

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... Parklife.

 

studio150

Well-known member

Jul 30, 2011

29,623

On the Border

• Jan 24, 2017

• #26

The Clamp said:

P.S this is actually one of my favourite jokes, and has been since 1977.

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I think the joke is much older than that and has a free bus pass

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

7,785

Coldean

• Jan 24, 2017

• #27

The Clamp said:

Can you clarify which year the man entered the library as in recent times one no longer has to whisper in libraries. In fact with the advent of school groups, knit and natter clubs, coffee mornings and careers meetings normal level conversation is positively encouraged.



P.S this is actually one of my favourite jokes, and has been since 1877.

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That seems better.....one of my favouritists jokes though

 

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Brovion

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 6, 2003

19,371

• Jan 24, 2017

• #28

Easy 10 said:

A man walks into a library and says "can I have some fish and chips please ?"
The librarian says "Sir, this is a library"
"Oops, sorry" whispers the man. "Can I have some fish and chips please ?"

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Then what happened? Did he get his fish and chips? You can't just leave it there, you haven't got to the funny bit yet.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

New member

Sep 1, 2011

12,054

Plymouth

• Jan 24, 2017

• #29

Sexist! Why does a man walk into a library?
Women are allowed in libraries too you know.
What about homosexuals and transgenders?
Disabled access is now available in every library so this person could have been in a wheelchair and not able to walk in.
So you are suggesting that only straight, men who are not in any way disabled are allowed to ask for and enjoy our national dish.
This is serious and questions need to be asked.