Let's be honest here.....

Gazwag

5 millionth post poster

Mar 4, 2004

30,161

Bexhill-on-Sea

• Oct 22, 2016

• #21

We were crap today but we won 3 points and Knocky didn't get a yellow card. Job done.

 

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

Jul 5, 2003

61,772

Location Location

• Oct 22, 2016

• #22

Codner's Wallop said:

Okay the result was right, but this was another lacklustre performance and our league position doesn't reflect the negative tactics of the manager. Despite all the upbeat language, I really wonder if we are a club cheerily targeting another play off disappointment - the summer signings would certainly reflect this. We have the fabric of a side seeking moderate success as opposed to one 'really going for it'. Personally, I'm dismayed by Tony Bloom's apathy towards Premier League status - recent investment would certainly endorse this. Norwood, Sidwell, Skalak, Duffy and Baldock are League 1 thoroughbreds, but alongside the marquee signings at Newcastle, Norwich et al, none are promotion material or the 'wow' players required for a sustained attack on automatic promotion. This is the first season I have felt compelled to withdraw my season ticket but I will hang in there just a bit longer in the hope Bloom, Barber etc see sense and really deliver the success our fans so deserve.

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You're either on a massive fishing trip, or you're a monumental dickhead.

Actually, in either instance, you're a dickhead. Sorry.

 

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warmleyseagull

Well-known member

Apr 17, 2011

4,221

Beaminster, Dorset

• Oct 22, 2016

• #23

Brilliant post. You have managed to get your obvious wind up treated seriously by others.

 

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GooGull

New member

Aug 14, 2016

667

• Oct 22, 2016

• #24

Not playing well but taking another 3 points towards automatic promotion, that will do me...

 

Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010

13,635

Quaxxann

• Oct 22, 2016

• #25

B52 said:

No mention of AK then

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He is shit. I expect to be relegated.

 

Codner's Wallop

Well-known member

Sep 11, 2013

1,431

• Oct 22, 2016

• Thread starter
• #26

Easy 10 said:

You're either on a massive fishing trip, or you're a monumental dickhead.

Actually, in either instance, you're a dickhead. Sorry.

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The mere fact you would take this post seriously in the first instance would render you a dickhead far greater than the greatest monument, say something like the Cristo de la Concordia.

 

Silkster365

Oooo its a corner

Feb 21, 2009

666

Rustington

• Oct 22, 2016

• #27

Gave up my season ticket after 17 years at the start of this season and have to say have not missed it one bit


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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

Jul 5, 2003

61,772

Location Location

• Oct 22, 2016

• #28

Codner's Wallop said:

The mere fact you would take this post seriously in the first instance would render you a dickhead far greater than the greatest monument, say something like the Cristo de la Concordia.

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I bow to your GENIUS in starting such a witty ironic thread then. It was hilarious, can't wait for the next one. Do keep it up.

 

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Yes Chef

Well-known member

Apr 11, 2016

1,826

In the kitchen

• Oct 22, 2016

• #29

Codner's Wallop said:

The mere fact you would take this post seriously in the first instance would render you a dickhead far greater than the greatest monument, say something like the Cristo de la Concordia.

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Ah, it's a comedy

 

neilbard

Hedging up

Oct 8, 2013

6,245

Tyringham

• Oct 22, 2016

• #30

Keep off the crack m8

 

LamieRobertson

Not awoke

Feb 3, 2008

46,741

SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Oct 22, 2016

• #31

Fred Oliver - Legend said:

Well said.

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Which bit

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

11,445

Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Oct 22, 2016

• #32

No - he is right - we are complete sh!t. The table doesn't lie. We are only just above the relegation zone (by some 20 or so places).

 

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stss30

Registered User

Apr 24, 2008

9,545

• Oct 22, 2016

• #33

Don't feed the troll

 

Codner's Wallop

Well-known member

Sep 11, 2013

1,431

• Oct 22, 2016

• Thread starter
• #34

Easy 10 said:

I bow to your GENIUS in starting such a witty ironic thread then. It was hilarious, can't wait for the next one. Do keep it up.

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Thanks for your utterly joyless response. I wasn't looking to be GENIUS (why the CAPS?), witty or hilarious. Having trawled through so many moronic responses to previous victories I thought I'd get in there first. Yes it's a parody but I'll try harder next time to appease the precious bores like you.

 

Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010

13,635

Quaxxann

• Oct 22, 2016

• #35

I think our future looks bleak and I've never felt so dejected.

 

Medwayseagull

JCB

Sep 23, 2011

4,322

North North East from the AMEX

• Oct 22, 2016

• #36

People need to realise irony doesn't work very well on this board.

 

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Spanish Seagulls

Well-known member

Nov 18, 2007

2,914

Ladbroke Grove

• Oct 22, 2016

• #37

This is trawler fishing as opposed to the usual line variety. Big nets and all. Daft to bite but he got a fair catch.

 

Codner's Wallop

Well-known member

Sep 11, 2013

1,431

• Oct 22, 2016

• Thread starter
• #38

Medwayseagull said:

People need to realise irony doesn't work very well on this board.

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Christ I thought it was so blinking obvious......but perhaps I need to.....spell....it....out.......in.......the.......future............

 

JC Footy Genius

Bringer of TRUTH

Jun 9, 2015

10,568

• Oct 22, 2016

• #39

Codner's Wallop said:

Thanks for your utterly joyless response. I wasn't looking to be GENIUS (why the CAPS?), witty or hilarious. Having trawled through so many moronic responses to previous victories I thought I'd get in there first. Yes it's a parody but I'll try harder next time to appease the precious bores like you.

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To be fair it was well crafted to push all the appropriate buttons and 4/5 pages in it seems you have achieved the desired result. Btw there is only one true GENIUS

 

Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010

13,635

Quaxxann

• Oct 22, 2016

• #40

Codner's Wallop said:

Christ I thought it was so blinking obvious......but perhaps I need to.....spell....it....out.......in.......the.......future............

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Are you rowing back from your fishing trip?