SeagullinExile
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Blimey, you replied only slightly faster than I edited mine - see aboveMy bad!
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Nuclear war 'imminent'...
- Thread starter Titanic
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BlockDpete
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- Oct 8, 2005
- 1,143
Crawley dropped the "Nuclear Free Zone" decades ago.
So might improve the place......
SeagullinExile
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You just know that's gonna happen - Probably before we secure imminent promotion on the last day of the season.
SeagullinExile
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Hopefully top of Putins target list.
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,253
Precisely. Sting does a masterpiece during the Cold War and no international incidents. Robbie Williams on the other hand releases his take on Russia and before its even charted we're on the verge of the Apocolypse. Another reason to dislike the annoying chorister from Stoke. "Robbie provokes nuclear war" is tomorrow headline folks. Read it here first!
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,253
Hehe.... no worries!
Thankfully the egg hadn't set on my face so I managed to get it all off
el punal
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Oh well. It will give them the opportunity to go down to the woods, strip off their shirts, beat the shit out of each other and then have a game of "who's got the biggest willy".
jakarta
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Does this mean I don't have to sit down this evening and do my VAT Return? 
Hungry Joe
SINNEN
Usually it's the weedy one who hasn't been taking steroids
SeagullinExile
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Does this mean I don't have to sit down this evening and do my VAT Return?
It'll take more than a nuclear holocaust to stop the tax man hunting you down, mark my words.
jakarta
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GT49er
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PotG. No safe standing though, apparently.
Wellesley
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- Jul 24, 2013
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If it's only the rest of civilisation that they wipe out, they'll still have to contend with those ***** from Croydon.
Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
Blimey.Dave and George were right!Sign up for Brexit and you'll get World War 3.Wonder if it will be before or after the locusts?I can hear a faint whining noise in the distance-bombers? locusts?No it's alright,just remoaners 
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
I always wondered as well what the 4 battalions of NATO troops in the Baltic and Poland are actually going to do if 150,000 Russian Infantry invaded. 
Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I always wondered as well what the 4 battalions of NATO troops in the Baltic and Poland are actually going to do if 150,000 Russian Infantry invaded.
Run FAST
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
That's more-or-less what I suspect as well.
I always wondered as well what the 4 battalions of NATO troops in the Baltic and Poland are actually going to do if 150,000 Russian Infantry invaded.
And that exactly what would happen first. Strategically Estonia just outside Tallin is the is the most effective place for Russia's Nuclear Armoury to be launched from - A large part of their weapons are set up to be launched from there.
During the cold war the Nuclear missile ''trained on London'' was set up to be launched from there.
The moral of the story being, ''don't buy a holiday home in Tallin''
Only after a complete breakdown in the chain of command.
Accidentally shooting at 2 battalions worth of allies.
Shouting Hoo-ah.
Ending with meticulously planning the memorial anniversary and haunting rendition of The Stars & Stripes.
Poland - If you weren't there, you won't understand.
SIMMO SAYS
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My helmet is widely admired.
I do hire it out at labour only
I do hire it out at labour only