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The NSC thread of useful advice from SONGS
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SittingbourneSeagull
Well-known member
Roll away the stone
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- #83
If you don't want to **** me baby, **** off.
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pearl
Well-known member
sit down, shut up
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
Would Des Lynam reading Sir Rudyard Kipling's 'If' to the tune of Faure's Pavane count as a song?
"Everwhere we go they say [damn!]
N W A's ****in' up tha program
And then you realize we don't care
We don't just say no, we to busy sayin' yeah!
About drinkin' straight out the eight bottle
Do I look like a mutha ****in role model?
To a kid lookin' up ta me
Life ain't nothin but bitches and money"
Sound advice from Mr I Cube of the popular beat combo NWA.
Or alternatively...
"F#ck the police"
N W A's ****in' up tha program
And then you realize we don't care
We don't just say no, we to busy sayin' yeah!
About drinkin' straight out the eight bottle
Do I look like a mutha ****in role model?
To a kid lookin' up ta me
Life ain't nothin but bitches and money"
Sound advice from Mr I Cube of the popular beat combo NWA.
Or alternatively...
"F#ck the police"
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard.
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- #89
Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future, no future for YOU
Don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future, no future for YOU
Diego Napier
Well-known member
- Mar 27, 2010
- 4,416
You may be a sharp dresser, you may be a fantastic dancer, you may be a lively conversationalist, but what happens at the end of the evening when the time comes to show how you feel? unless you kiss with confidence all your fancy dressing, dancing and talking won't get you a second date.
I'd meet a boy I really liked, I'd start to win his heart
Come the time to kiss good-night, I always fell apart
I'd giggle like I had no brains or else I'd start to cough
I thought my perspiration stains would turn a fellow off
She was nervous, she was too shy
She was breathless, lips were too dry
Hands were shaking, didn't know why
Do you want to kiss this person? Then be honest - what is keeping you from kissing with confidence? Worries. Some of them can be put to rest if you ask yourself a few simple questions before kissing.
Is your breath fresh? Do you have spinach on your teeth? Is your deodorant strong enough?
You may also find yourself worrying about what will happen once you are in the act of kissing. will your stomach growl? will your braces lock? will you be able to prolong the kiss and still breathe?
Will I spoil it with my overbite? Will our noses bump in the moonlight? When our lips meet, will they fit right?
These worries are best cleared from the mind by the romance chant method, a technique which will also place your lips naturally in kissing position. hableme el unico del mundo. digame: como te hace ese sonido. tan glorioso. que aun ahora con anticipation de el. me ha reducio a un bestia. grunedo. entusiomandose y palpitando. practice this chant in the morning as you rise, in the evening as you retire and just before a date.
Once you have mastered these techniques there is only one worry left - will it go too far? it never will if you remain alert to these danger signals - heavy breathing, wandering hands, strong heartbeats. a nice way to maintain self-control without offending the other person is to say -- "i'm not ready to handle what I think is coming", then you both go home and daydream. tomorrow you can start again fresh. just remember - you cannot get pregnant from kissing.
I put an end to worrying, I learned the way from will
And showed me kissing with confidence was an acquired skill
When my boyfriends get too hot I can cool 'em down
Now I'm kissing with confidence everywhere in town
In the schoolyard, at the front door, in the laundromat, at the drug store, at the car wash, in the back yard, at the dairy queen, on a side street, in the basement, on the rooftop, at the drive in, at the stop and shop, on the back porch, at the candy store, on the boardwalk, by the seashore, on the balcony, in the malt shop, in the parking lot, on the blacktop
Once you can kiss with confidence, think of others these techniques will help. do you know someone who drools when he kisses or burps or bites? why not do them a favour and send them this record anonymously?
I'd meet a boy I really liked, I'd start to win his heart
Come the time to kiss good-night, I always fell apart
I'd giggle like I had no brains or else I'd start to cough
I thought my perspiration stains would turn a fellow off
She was nervous, she was too shy
She was breathless, lips were too dry
Hands were shaking, didn't know why
Do you want to kiss this person? Then be honest - what is keeping you from kissing with confidence? Worries. Some of them can be put to rest if you ask yourself a few simple questions before kissing.
Is your breath fresh? Do you have spinach on your teeth? Is your deodorant strong enough?
You may also find yourself worrying about what will happen once you are in the act of kissing. will your stomach growl? will your braces lock? will you be able to prolong the kiss and still breathe?
Will I spoil it with my overbite? Will our noses bump in the moonlight? When our lips meet, will they fit right?
These worries are best cleared from the mind by the romance chant method, a technique which will also place your lips naturally in kissing position. hableme el unico del mundo. digame: como te hace ese sonido. tan glorioso. que aun ahora con anticipation de el. me ha reducio a un bestia. grunedo. entusiomandose y palpitando. practice this chant in the morning as you rise, in the evening as you retire and just before a date.
Once you have mastered these techniques there is only one worry left - will it go too far? it never will if you remain alert to these danger signals - heavy breathing, wandering hands, strong heartbeats. a nice way to maintain self-control without offending the other person is to say -- "i'm not ready to handle what I think is coming", then you both go home and daydream. tomorrow you can start again fresh. just remember - you cannot get pregnant from kissing.
I put an end to worrying, I learned the way from will
And showed me kissing with confidence was an acquired skill
When my boyfriends get too hot I can cool 'em down
Now I'm kissing with confidence everywhere in town
In the schoolyard, at the front door, in the laundromat, at the drug store, at the car wash, in the back yard, at the dairy queen, on a side street, in the basement, on the rooftop, at the drive in, at the stop and shop, on the back porch, at the candy store, on the boardwalk, by the seashore, on the balcony, in the malt shop, in the parking lot, on the blacktop
Once you can kiss with confidence, think of others these techniques will help. do you know someone who drools when he kisses or burps or bites? why not do them a favour and send them this record anonymously?
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- #91
Five minutes
And you're almost there
And you're almost there
pearl
Well-known member
i'm a wanker
1066familyman
Radio User
- Jan 15, 2008
- 15,185
A good Idren is better than a pocketful of dunza.
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
Don't let your indecision take you from behind, trust your inner vision, don't let others change your mind.
Canfan
Active member
Never trust a man in a blue trench-coat.
Never drive a car when you're dead.
Never drive a car when you're dead.
Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews
Remainer
Never trust a man (with egg on his face)
Gullflyinghigh
Registered User
- Apr 23, 2012
- 4,279
If music be the food of love, play on, but I'm really too hungry for just one song