I think the majority of cows are kept in fields, although I could be wrong.
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Why don't people keep cows as pets?
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I think the majority of cows are kept in fields, although I could be wrong.
AmexRuislip
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Probably come a bit late to this cow party, am I missing something?
Does it count that I'm making chilli with beef
Does it count that I'm making chilli with beef
SIMMO SAYS
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Probably come a bit late to this cow party, am I missing something?
Does it count that I'm making chilli with beef
Got last weeks chilli out of the freezer - add a few fresh ingredients - HOT STUFF
6 months of the year inside and 6 months outside is about the average. Even for the organic milk industry. A small percentage, however, are reared only indoors and never get to see grass growing let alone eat it fresh. This is the future of the industry. These would probably make the best pets as they would have no expectation of the world outside the spare bedroom.
gregbrighton
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SIMMO SAYS
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That's wrong if they don't get to go outside.
Serious Question: are you married
or into drugs 
Diego Napier
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Some of them don't look real.
Albumen
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Is this the first NSC public proposal? *goes off to buy a hat*
AmexRuislip
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Married to the old cow indoors
Diego Napier
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That's wrong if they don't get to go outside.
Serious Question: are you married
Don't fall for it Greg, there's a lot of grooming that goes on on the internet.
Franks Wild Years
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pastafarian
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when you get bored with your cat or hamster you can just toss it into a wheelie bin or canal.
not so easy with a cow,not a practical pet at all.......so im out.
not so easy with a cow,not a practical pet at all.......so im out.
Franks Wild Years
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Surely, and I say this as a vegetarian, unlike the other two pets you could feed your family on Daisy when the fun stops.
gregbrighton
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I think goats make good companions too.
Especially if they are called Gary.
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They certainly don't look upon cows as such in Aberdeen. There was a celebrated case in The Press and Journal a number of years back, maybe even true, where a motorist was up in court for having, er, carnal knowledge of a cow. In his defence, the defendant claimed he got caught short on the way back from the pub, nipped over a dyke to relieve himself, and the cow reversed into him. Not sure if it ever stood up in court...
I'll get me goat
You remember that story of the guy who was having his wicked way with a goat in a field I'm sure. Spotted by people from a train. Best thing about it was after whatever his punishment was he told a newspaper that the worst thing about it was his mates wouldn't stop going on about it
