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Best bit of swearing in a song
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Seagull58
In the Algarve
Machine Gun Fellatio. I found this song in Australia about 15 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_PdaoYfq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_PdaoYfq0
"b@stard sons begat your cünting daughters" - South of Heaven
I've always liked this.
I've always liked this.
Return of the Rev
Well-known member
I love to speak with Leonard
He’s a sportsman and a shepherd
He’s a lazy ba****rd
Living in a suit
Stato
Well-known member
- Dec 21, 2011
- 6,589
"We'll burn it faaaackin' down
To a cinder"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuYzsrYSQx4
'Just don't let me f*ck up will you?
Cause when I need a friend it's still you'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxLpEX2bt8w
And most of this, but particularly:
'To lose a single penny would grieve him awful sore,
and he was a miserable bollox and a bitch's b*stard's whore'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVXyGbC86MA
To a cinder"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuYzsrYSQx4
'Just don't let me f*ck up will you?
Cause when I need a friend it's still you'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxLpEX2bt8w
And most of this, but particularly:
'To lose a single penny would grieve him awful sore,
and he was a miserable bollox and a bitch's b*stard's whore'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVXyGbC86MA
Da Man Clay
T'Blades
- Dec 16, 2004
- 16,254
fork me
I have changed this
Ain't life a bitch?
A ****ed up ditch
****ed up sore
With a ****ed up stitch
A ****ed up head
Is a ****ed up shame
Swingin' on my nuts
Is a ****ed up game
Jealousy fillin' up
A ****ed up mind
It's real ****ed up
Like a ****ed up crime
If I say ****, two more times
That's forty six ****s
In this ****ed up rhyme
A ****ed up ditch
****ed up sore
With a ****ed up stitch
A ****ed up head
Is a ****ed up shame
Swingin' on my nuts
Is a ****ed up game
Jealousy fillin' up
A ****ed up mind
It's real ****ed up
Like a ****ed up crime
If I say ****, two more times
That's forty six ****s
In this ****ed up rhyme
Blue Valkyrie
Not seen such Bravery!
Most songs by the Macc Lads.
Time, he flexes like a whore
Falls ******* to the floor
His trick is you and me, boy
Beach Hut name that tune!
Falls ******* to the floor
His trick is you and me, boy
Beach Hut name that tune!
TheJasperCo
Well-known member
I won't put up a video or the lyrics because they're so sick, but Avenged Sevenfold's "A Little Piece of Heaven" must surely be up there with the crudest.
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
or
Surrey_Albion
New member
I see you standing there,you think you're so cool why don't you just f*** off
guns n roses-it's so easy
guns n roses-it's so easy
thedonkeycentrehalf
Retired
- Jul 7, 2003
- 8,631
Despite the sheer brutality of that intro, as a song F***ing Ada is a masterpiece. I love the contrast behind the orchestral work and the lyrics. Also, who uses that phrase these days?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sA2NcRhnkfQ
Marxo
Well-known member
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Superphil
Dismember
Alberto y Los Trios Paranoias - **** You.
Everybody's saying that Punk is dead, it's time to close the shop.
I'm sorry but we mean it man - we're never ever gonna stop.
And we don't care what the papers say, we're gonna POGO 'til we drop.
Even tho you're tryin' to tell me everybody's into: Power Pop!
Cuz' I want to be for free, want to be myself.
Even tho I sound like everybody else.
I've still got something funny to say,
So I'm gonna tell you, gonna tell you anyway - **** YOU!
Critics all say it was a passing fad, just a tube in our hose.
Well you were really on the ball with your pen and pad,
And that stuff you're bungin' up your nose.
Says the Pistols split, the Clash sold out, Gen X are in a Jam,
But we don't care what people think, **** YOU
I've got no time for people like you
who say it's all redundant to what we do.
Cuz' all we want to do is communicate,
And I've got something quite simple to state: **** YOU
Everybody's saying that Punk is dead, it's time to close the shop.
I'm sorry but we mean it man - we're never ever gonna stop.
And we don't care what the papers say, we're gonna POGO 'til we drop.
Even tho you're tryin' to tell me everybody's into: Power Pop!
Cuz' I want to be for free, want to be myself.
Even tho I sound like everybody else.
I've still got something funny to say,
So I'm gonna tell you, gonna tell you anyway - **** YOU!
Critics all say it was a passing fad, just a tube in our hose.
Well you were really on the ball with your pen and pad,
And that stuff you're bungin' up your nose.
Says the Pistols split, the Clash sold out, Gen X are in a Jam,
But we don't care what people think, **** YOU
I've got no time for people like you
who say it's all redundant to what we do.
Cuz' all we want to do is communicate,
And I've got something quite simple to state: **** YOU
Caveman
Well-known member
- Jul 14, 2003
- 9,926
This
Randsta
New member
Can't go wrong with Eminem
"I don't give a f#*k' extract ...
"So when you see me on your block with two Glocks Screaming, "**** the world" like 2Pac I just don't give a **** Talking that shit behind my back Dirty macking, telling your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a ****"
"I don't give a f#*k' extract ...
"So when you see me on your block with two Glocks Screaming, "**** the world" like 2Pac I just don't give a **** Talking that shit behind my back Dirty macking, telling your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a ****"