Best bit of swearing in a song

Hidden track on their "Love, Peace and Money Album", the Die Toten Hosen version of Guantanamera is a little different. It starts off as the gentle Spanish folk song we have all suffered on holidays over the years but then breaks into something a little more aggressive - the missing word being very similar to count:

Yo soy un Hombre sincero
De donde crece la Palma
Yo soy un Hombre sincero
De donde crece la Palma
Y antes morirme quiero
Echarmis versos del Alma

Guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera
Guantanamera
Guajira guantanamera

Uno Dos Tres Quatro

Woke up this morning late
With a mouth like a parrots cage
Thought I would throw up soon
So I staggered to my bathroom

I saw a **** in the mirror
I saw a **** in the mirror
A **** in the mirror
Big hairy **** in the mirror

A **** in the mirror
I saw a **** in the mirror
A **** in the mirror
Big hairy **** in the mirror

Got in a fight last night
And I tried to **** my best friends wife
It comes to no surprise
As I see through these blood-shot eyes

Another **** in the mirror
I saw a **** in the mirror
A **** in the mirror
Big hairy **** in the mirror

A **** in the mirror
I saw a **** in the mirror
A **** in the mirror
Big hairy **** in the mirror

A **** in the mirror
I saw a **** in the mirror
A **** int he mirror
Big hairy **** in the mirror

I saw a **** in the mirror
I saw a **** in the mirror
A **** in the mirror
Big hairy **** in the mirror
****

Appropriate as ever.