Best bit of swearing in a song

Brighton TID · Jun 17, 2016

I personally love a good bit of swearing in a song, my fave is The Modern World by The Jam:

"I don't give two ****s about your review".

Aggressive, timeless

Seagull58 · Jun 17, 2016

Bodies by The Pistols

"F*** this and f*** that
F*** it all and f*** a f***ing brat"

loz · Jun 17, 2016

If you don't want to fxxk me baby baby baby fxxk off.

CorgiRegisteredFriend · Jun 17, 2016

Got in first...

Blazing Apostle · Jun 17, 2016

Tori Amos- Northern Lad....you're so f*&^ ing cold......
Mylene Farmer - F*** them all

Ludensian Gull · Jun 17, 2016

Has to be Ian Durys Plaistow Patricia

W3 BHA · Jun 17, 2016

Surely Ian Dury is unsurpassed in his intro to Plaistow Patricia - it begins, 'A***h***s, b******s, f*****g c***s and p****s' A lyrical mastermind!

bWize · Jun 17, 2016

My old man said become a Palace fan....

Prince Monolulu · Jun 17, 2016

Similarly whilst The Modern World single had lyric changes on the single for airplay, the final single had changes from 'Bullshit is Bullshit' to 'Bullfrogs are Bullfrogs' for BBC and TOTP purposes.

Harry Wilson's tackle · Jun 17, 2016

Not especially sweary, but it has impact. Hurt by Nine Inch Nails:

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

daveinprague · Jun 17, 2016

Not sure how long this thread will last, but maybe if its classed as art

Eamon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwNRwN2mOCo

Brighton TID · Jun 17, 2016

This paint by numbers life is ****ing with my head

Novocaine for the Soul, Eels

Tyrone Biggums · Jun 17, 2016

Buzzer · Jun 17, 2016

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbe5RERDh4k

She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"
Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the mother****er's head"

.....

You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in, Mr. Stagger Lee"
"I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll **** Billy in his mother****ing arse"
Said Stagger Lee "I'm a bad mother****er, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"

Beat that if you can.

Tyrone Biggums · Jun 17, 2016

Algernon · Jun 17, 2016

Reasonably sweary:

So f*****g what?

Well, Ive been to Hastings
And Ive been to Brighton
Ive been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what

And Ive been here
And Ive been there
And Ive been every f*****g where
So what, so what

So what, so what, you boring little c**t
Who cares, who cares what you do?
And who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you

And I sucked sweets
And I sucked rock
And I even sucked an old mans c**k
So what, so what

And Ive f****d a sheep
And Ive f****d a goat
Ive had my c**k right down its throat
So what, so what

So what, so what, you boring little c**t
Who cares, who cares what you do?
Who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you

And Ive drunk that
And Ive drunk this
Ive spewed up on a pint of p**s
So what, so what

And Ive had scag
Ive had speed
Ive jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what

So what, so what, you boring little c**t
Who cares, who cares what you do?
Who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you

Well I've had crabs
And I've had lice
And I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So what, so what

And I've f****d this
And I've f****d that
And I've even f****d a schoolgirl's t**t
So what, so what

So what, so what, you boring little c**t
Who cares, who cares about you?
Who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you

Prince Monolulu · Jun 17, 2016

Algernon said:
Reasonably sweary:

So f*****g what?

Well, Ive been to Hastings
And Ive been to Brighton
Ive been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what

And Ive been here
And Ive been there
And Ive been every f*****g where
So what, so what

So what, so what, you boring little c**t
Who cares, who cares what you do?
And who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you

And I sucked sweets
And I sucked rock
And I even sucked an old mans c**k
So what, so what

And Ive f****d a sheep
And Ive f****d a goat
Ive had my c**k right down its throat
So what, so what

So what, so what, you boring little c**t
Who cares, who cares what you do?
Who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you

And Ive drunk that
And Ive drunk this
Ive spewed up on a pint of p**s
So what, so what

And Ive had scag
Ive had speed
Ive jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what

So what, so what, you boring little c**t
Who cares, who cares what you do?
Who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you

Well I've had crabs
And I've had lice
And I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So what, so what

And I've f****d this
And I've f****d that
And I've even f****d a schoolgirl's t**t
So what, so what

So what, so what, you boring little c**t
Who cares, who cares about you?
Who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you

Wasn't that our Eurovision entry?

T soprano · Jun 17, 2016

Don't think anyone can match CRASS when it comes to swearing

Biscuit Barrel · Jun 17, 2016

The Streets, Dry Your Eyes - I'm not going to fu*#ing, just fu*#ing leave it all now. You said it would be forever, and that was your vow.

Grombleton · Jun 17, 2016

Surely Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine must be up there.

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