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Your blow-offs. Do you like the smell of your own ones?



gregbrighton

gregbrighton

New member
Aug 10, 2014
2,059
Brighton
What do they smell like? Do you emit a long slow one or short quick blasts? Are they audible or silent? Where do you fart the most? In bed or on the sofa? Do you put your hand near to your bum and then sniff your hand? Do you let your missus part her buns then really let rtp into your face?

My farts smells like the Brexit campaign of fear and hatred...

Bet you're glad you clicked onto this thread! :D
 






alfredmizen

alfredmizen

Banned
Mar 11, 2015
6,342
gregbrighton said:
What do they smell like? Do you emit a long slow one or short quick blasts? Are they audible or silent? Where do you fart the most? In bed or on the sofa? Do you put your hand near to your bum and then sniff your hand? Do you let your missus part her buns then really let rtp into your face?

My farts smells like the Brexit campaign of fear and hatred...

Bet you're glad you clicked onto this thread! :D
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You're a f**king weirdo....................
 


GoldWithFalmer

GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
This thread will gather some momentum later after the initial inquests into the OP's state of mind....

For the record i do occasionally do a sniff test just to check the state of play......silent but violent ones are just that..

I don't let my missus get near me with hers......scientific fact that women's are worse than men's.
 






ManOfSussex

ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
14,744
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
gregbrighton said:
What do they smell like? Do you emit a long slow one or short quick blasts? Are they audible or silent? Where do you fart the most? In bed or on the sofa? Do you put your hand near to your bum and then sniff your hand? Do you let your missus part her buns then really let rtp into your face?

My farts smells like the Brexit campaign of fear and hatred...

Bet you're glad you clicked onto this thread! :D
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GoldWithFalmer

GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
CorgiRegisteredFriend said:
Fixtures announced 22nd June. Can't come soon enough.
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Rumour is Newcastle away and ending Forest home last 2 games of season..........could be true or could be like this thread.
 




jackanada

jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,157
Brighton
Sometimes they are stinky but oddly pleasant, like eating pheasant.
Other times they smell so foul, I run away and have to howl.
 




Lethargic

Lethargic

Well-known member
Oct 11, 2006
3,463
Horsham
Varies really I can go from plain air puffs to toxic chemical warfare. Surprisingly I tend to fart to excess when riding my motorbike.

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Javeaseagull

Javeaseagull

Well-known member
Feb 22, 2014
2,491
I went to the Doctor cos I had wind. Told him they were silent and didn’t smell. He gave me some pills. I went back the next week and asked what was in those pills cos they smell terrible now. He said, “Now we’ve fixed your adenoids we’ll work on your hearing”
 












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