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Huple

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The other night I apologised to our dog who was lying in her basket next to where I sit in the lounge. My wife asked me why I had said sorry to the mutt and I had to tell her that I had hit her on the head with a bogey because that was where I often flicked them.
She then told me that I was disgusting. I asked her where did she put hers then because I,ve never seen her discarding any into a hanky. She then admitted that she would often flick hers into the fireplace. We have one of those gas ones that look real but we never light it.
Now I want to know, am I bang out of order on this one and has she got a point or is she just as guilty.
 


Gullflyinghigh

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Apr 23, 2012
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Why do you flick them at your dog? Flicking them, fair enough, each to their own, but why at the dog?!
 




Eeyore

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Why don't you just counteract the problem by rolling and then eating them like most respectable folk do ?
 


Pogue Mahone

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Apr 30, 2011
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The other night I apologised to our dog who was lying in her basket next to where I sit in the lounge. My wife asked me why I had said sorry to the mutt and I had to tell her that I had hit her on the head with a bogey because that was where I often flicked them.
She then told me that I was disgusting. I asked her where did she put hers then because I,ve never seen her discarding any into a hanky. She then admitted that she would often flick hers into the fireplace. We have one of those gas ones that look real but we never light it.
Now I want to know, am I bang out of order on this one and has she got a point or is she just as guilty.

You are bang out of order, and she is disgusting too.

I make sure my wife doesn't see where I flick mine.
 




studio150

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Jul 30, 2011
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I expect you will have a visit shortly due to the cruelty on your pet. The poor dog has done nothing wrong and saying sorry is not enough a stiff prison sentence must follow.
 


Foul Play Rocks

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Feb 23, 2013
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Do you pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it or do you just pick n flick ?
Does the dog eat the boogies or do they stay where they land until somebody cleans ?
 


Meade's Ball

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Jul 7, 2003
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Why farts are so bad nowadays that the girlfriend is completely unbothered with me having a brief nasal rummage and flicking the findings on the floor down the back of the sofa. I think she might believe that if am i am playing with one orifice that nothing will come out of another one. She's wrong.
 








Why farts are so bad nowadays that the girlfriend is completely unbothered with me having a brief nasal rummage and flicking the findings on the floor down the back of the sofa. I think she might believe that if am i am playing with one orifice that nothing will come out of another one. She's wrong.

The duchess, while sipping her tea, enquired "Do you fart when you pee?"
I replied, with some wit, "Do you belch when you shit?"
I think that was one up to me.
 






The duchess, while sipping her tea, enquired "Do you fart when you pee?"
I replied, with some wit, "Do you belch when you shit?"
I think that was one up to me.

..And they say that the art of conversation and civilised debate is dead....:)
 


Huple

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Why do you flick them at your dog? Flicking them, fair enough, each to their own, but why at the dog?!

I wasnt actually trying to hit the dog which is why I apologised but just get it into her bedding. Her bedding is changed every other day but the fireplace is hardly ever cleaned out. This is why I think I am being hard done by by the wife's initial criticism.
Anyway the dog sits right next to me and does the most nauseous botty burps and I have - although admittedly raised my voice in a gagging type tone - never once moved her bed away. We do love each other. Me and the dog I mean of course.
 
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AmexRuislip

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The other night I apologised to our dog who was lying in her basket next to where I sit in the lounge. My wife asked me why I had said sorry to the mutt and I had to tell her that I had hit her on the head with a bogey because that was where I often flicked them.
She then told me that I was disgusting. I asked her where did she put hers then because I,ve never seen her discarding any into a hanky. She then admitted that she would often flick hers into the fireplace. We have one of those gas ones that look real but we never light it.
Now I want to know, am I bang out of order on this one and has she got a point or is she just as guilty.

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I am glad you did not flick these bogeys at your dog or even the fireplace :eek:
 

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